You know how people are always like, “Wednesday! I hate Wednesday more than Monday!” and, “Contrary to popular belief, Wednesday is a horrible day,” and, “I’m full of Existential angst after slaving away for The Man for two whole days, and suddenly I just realized I have three more days of slaving away to go! Boo to you, Wednesday!”? Well, fret not, Wednesday hating masses. The Manolith team has assembled a lil prize pack that just might put a smile on your wage-slaving, Camus-quoting, clove cigarette smoking, life-hating, whiskey-drinking, depressing-ass Wednesday:
Your very own calendar featuring hot Mormon girls and their muffins!
Really, they’ve got actual muffins. And each month features a muffin recipe only slightly less delicious than the cutie corn-fed girls featured in the calendar. Even if you don’t win, you can always cruise over to YouTube and check out those hot Mormon muffins giving you advice on how to rise to the occasion and be a wiz in the kitchen. I mean, you can’t eat Kraft Mac n’ Cheese all the time.
Here’s how to enter!
- All you have to do is leave a comment below with a caption for the calendar.
TEN lucky winners will be chosen randomly. Giveaway ends Wednesday 12/02/09. Winners will be reached by email, and announced on the blog.
NOTE: Please use a valid e-mail address.
Entries limited to US and Canada only.
Comments
johnny
November 18th, 2009 - 11:41:01 AM
These girls give new meaning to cup caking.
Ali
November 18th, 2009 - 1:51:21 PM
To Twist The Top Is To Break Into Goodness. You'll Get More Goodness From These Muffins Than You'll Get From The Girls Holding Them. (Meaning you have no chance with them) Morman Muffins "Sweet Muffiny Goodness"
Zak
November 18th, 2009 - 2:48:17 PM
Muffins and Milk!
Vincent
November 18th, 2009 - 3:23:25 PM
Muffins and MILF, yummy
zak
November 18th, 2009 - 3:27:59 PM
Mormon Fact: Mormons get 69% more muffin then the average non-mornmon. Hott muffins any one?
sarah
November 18th, 2009 - 3:41:03 PM
well, if this is how mormons really are, how can you expect them to not be polygamists?
Henry Wolfinger
November 18th, 2009 - 5:40:13 PM
Stop riding those bikes and come home to mama!
Amber
November 18th, 2009 - 7:47:01 PM
"Make enough muffins to feed all the men in your life." "If you could bake your way to Kolob." "BYU: Bake Your Utmost"
sil
November 18th, 2009 - 8:14:59 PM
Milfins'
Varuni Fernando
November 18th, 2009 - 8:19:41 PM
This article is awesome!
fonze
November 18th, 2009 - 8:42:14 PM
There were two muffins in an oven and one cupcake said to the other, "Man, its really hot in here!" And the other muffin said, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"
fonze
November 18th, 2009 - 8:44:41 PM
I want to motorboat me, some muffins!!
fonze
November 18th, 2009 - 8:46:49 PM
so if I had to guess,your muffins are about a "C"cup?
Jer
November 18th, 2009 - 9:00:06 PM
you're dad must be a baker, because you have a nice set of buns ...and err cupcakes?
Chris
November 18th, 2009 - 9:14:58 PM
no muffin tops here.
Marco
November 18th, 2009 - 9:19:10 PM
it'll get a rise outta you, that's for sure.
Kel
November 18th, 2009 - 9:25:41 PM
I'll teach you a thing or two about baking.
pin
November 19th, 2009 - 7:34:36 AM
It's clear, two muffins are better than one
Vince
November 20th, 2009 - 3:09:27 AM
Salvation never tasted so sweet
Ryan
November 20th, 2009 - 11:01:34 AM
You will praise the Muff-in man by time this year is over!
Mattias
November 22nd, 2009 - 11:33:40 PM
Nothing like muffins and Jesus to brighten up your day!
peacock
December 2nd, 2009 - 7:44:18 AM
A MUFF-IN IN THE HAND IS BETTA THAN 2 IN DA BUSH
Aysha Manori
December 2nd, 2009 - 9:59:20 AM
If you missed out on the calendars, you can win a t-shirt http://www.manolith.com/2009/12/02/free-stuff-you-need-hot-mormon-t-shirts/