Good Ideas: A Conservative Children’s Book

By Mark Lorenz on November 17th, 2009

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Conservative-Book-1Not because the idea is any good in and of itself, but it would get a child’s biased parents to start reading, which is probably the whole reason why they’re conservative in the first place. They don’t read. And live far away from people. Cause statistically, the farther away from people you live, the more likely you will be to buy a conservative children’s book.

The book is titled, “Help! Mom! The Radicals Are Ruining My Country!” Dawww. That’s adorable. I think it’s hilarious that the political discourse is so childish these days, it can be easily adapted to books with words that pop up and giant pictures. The author also wrote, “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!” Which became a best-seller.

Okay, you know what this means? That this woman Katharine DeBrecht (What a special flower you must be to spell Catherine with a’s and a k. Perhaps modeling their names after their firearm choices?) has basically set up an entire career making stocking stuffers for idiots. Because you know children aren’t reading these books. These books are passed around the dinner tables by people with a vague interest in politics. Vague enough to be angry, not focused enough to actually read.

Which is why this book is a good idea. That picture is Nancy Pelosi, BTW.

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