Hey, there, kid. You want to buy some watches? I got Rolexes, Swatches, this Swiss shiz, and what’s this? This kinda looks like a robot.I think I’ll put it on my hand. That’s what the watch salesman says before the watch on his hand takes over his brain and tells him to kill people and eat frozen yogurt. Because the watch he was wearing was an MK 2.
Not only is the MK 2 Circuit Watch futuristic and sexy, it’ll take over the brains of nonbelievers. Who makes it? STORM OF LONDON. Yeah, the watch maker that sounds like a magician. Storm of London will make your watch, then make it disappear. I love watches that look like they’ll be showing themselves soon at LA clubs or Las Vegas in a matter of minutes, and this watch has the look. It doesn’t do much else but display the date and the time, but what else do you want from your watch, you hippie? You want it to serve you breakfast? Go look for a nurse, not a watch.
The MK 2 retails for about 200 bucks. So you can read your watch in a dark room, in space, in the MOUTH OF A WHALE, or wherever the new club happens to be located.
Comments
pedro
November 16th, 2009 - 10:14:54 AM
i don't know. what kind of outfit would you wear with a watch like this? especially at a club ... only makes sense as an ed hardy douce magnifier of around 10 or so.
Roger
January 2nd, 2010 - 7:04:34 PM
I prefer the watch they had on ThinkGeek, which displays the time in binary coded decimal. It's much cooler. Or something.