Top 10 Famous Movie Character Mashups that Should Happen But Won’t

Mashups. They’ve had Freddy Vs. Jason, they’ve had Alien Vs. Predator, but if you’ve been paying attention, like I have, you’ve noticed that they haven’t had Uncle Buck fight Rainman, and frankly, that’s a problem. Hollywood has thrown all sorts of completely disparate franchises together to make a quick buck, and most of them haven’t worked so far, but that’s because they’ve been too obvious. What needs to happen is they need to start throwing together characters that would just be totally rad if they fought each other. Here below is what I’m sure will be a list that will help out the world more than any other list has so far.

The Top 10 Famous Movie Character Mashups that Should Happen But Won’t:

1. Julia Style’s character in Save The Last Dance vs. Starscream

2. The Runaway Bride vs. Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman

3. Rocky Vs. Shallow Hal

4. Hannibal Lecter Vs. Doc from Back To The Future

5. Milo and Otis Vs. The Secret Organization that kidnaps hot tourist chicks from Hostel

6. The Godfather (Al Pacino) Vs. The Bad News Bears

7. Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men Vs. any Sandra Bullock character

8. Method and Red Vs. The Terminator

9. Alvin and The Chipmunks Vs. Party Monster

10. The Incredible Hulk Vs. the kid from Pay It Forward

And that’s just the obvious ones.

Anyone else got any mashups they’d like to see?