Hey, bra, remember when we took large rockets and shot the moon with them? You remember that, mang? Those were crazy times. But the moon didn’t surrender. That was tragic wasn’t it? What were we doing it for again? To find water? That sounds weird. But guess what? The moon has water.
Yes. The moon has water. Who knows what other secrets it holds, and how many socks it might’ve stolen from your dryer? Maybe twelve, maybe twenty. Who’s counting?
NASA‘s rockets crashed into the moon’s polar region, revealing the terrifying secret the moon has kept from us for so long. It has enough water to last you for drinking for maybe a few weeks. Of course this gave NASA’s scientists a huge burst of energy. And they said:
“We are ecstatic. Multiple lines of evidence show water was present in both the high-angle vapour plume and the ejecta curtain created by the Lcross Centaur impact. The concentration and distribution of water and other substances requires further analysis, but it is safe to say Cabeus holds water.”
You hear that, bitches? Cabeus holds the water. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a metal band who would sing songs about bombing the moon.