Good news, ladies across the world. Would you like to be torn in half? Now’s your chance. Shaquille O’Neal is divorcing his wife of many years, and is looking to get back out on the playing field, so to speak. Which is not to say you couldnt’ve had sex with Shaq before, but now he won’t have to buy you as much to keep you quiet.
I’ve never really imagined Shaq having a hot love life before. If the dude dates like he plays, he goes for what’s close. Anything 15-feet away is a no-go. Va’Shaundya O’Neal, or Shaunie, his wife, has tagged the separation up to irreconcilable differences. This despite the fact that when the couple were going to get a divorce back in 2007, they had decided to stay together instead and try and work out said differences.
Do you think when Shaq pops off, he shoots like Shaq normally does? So she’s like, on my chest this time, and he winds up knocking over the bedside lamp? Just a thought. Katt Williams, an actually funny comedian, has a great routine about how gangsta Shaq’s wife was. She’s about 5′5″, has sex with Shaq, and has had five of his babies. Think of the trauma that woman has endured.
Rumors are swirling about Shaq’s involvement with Gilbert Arena’s fiance. Awww, Shaq. Messing around with another NBA star’s wives is not a good idea. You’re liable to get fouled.
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Matt
November 12th, 2009 - 10:33:03 AM
he's been living like a single man his entire life, don draper style. doubt much will change now.
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