You know Captchas: those distorted combinations of random words, letters and numbers (and on more annoying sites, wingdings) you’re supposed to type into Craigslist’s Casual Encounters to prove you’re not a robot. Well, in this age of monkeys typing Shakespeare, the number of captcha’s being randomly generated has gotten so high that eventually, some of them have to be funny. Here are 17 of my favorites.
FYI, the chances of combining five random letters and getting “asses” is just over one in two million. And there have got to be more than that many captchas generated, each day, just for spambots trying to break into my porn collection.
Your computer is trying to tell you and your ex-wife something.
I hope this was for a porn site.
What really caused Rome to fall.
Another name for a Shanghai port hooker.
Further proof the Google’s servers are anti-Semitic.
At least it’s better than “FuckU”
Is that handicap symbol there merely a hilarious coincidence?
Less fortunate younger brother or Snatch’s Gorgeous George.
Jeez Google, ease up. Sorry I called you anti-Semitic.
Another one hopefully for Sexparty.com
I think this is my favorite one of all.
Not to be confused with the captchas “boning”, “nailing”, or “porking”.
I’m sure this is just short for “Pleasantness”.
OK, this one’s just too easy.
A more vulgar way of saying “runny nose”.
And there you have it. The chances of generating the captcha “working class kitty” is somewhere around one in 5.45 x 10^19… but inevitably, it was bound to happen to somebody. Hopefully someone with a feline fetish.
Comments
bopboppoppop
December 8th, 2009 - 11:31:46 PM
that was too funny!
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