It’s pretty much impossible for Robert Downey Jr. to not be rad. He’s too charming and charismatic. If charm and charisma were a force field, he could stop a bullet. He was a raging, loudly problematic drug and alcoholic for like 10 years, but because it was Robert Downey Jr., it was just awesome.
“Hey that drunk guy crashed my party and he’s throwing up on my favorite cat.”
“Dude, that’s not a drunk guy, that’s Robert Downey, Jr.”
“Dude, that’s RDJ? You get that cat, you wild man!”
You couldn’t be cooler than Robert Downey Jr. if you wore James Dean’s skin and drank Frank Sinatra’s blood. I know, I’ve tried, it just makes you look like you’re wearing really old dead guy skin and you’re covered in somebody’s blood. In fact, Robert Downey Jr.’s so cool that there are things he can do that, if anyone else did them, they would be ostracized, in jail or worse.
Here are the top 10 of them:
1. Break up with a girl over Twitter.
2. Get all bent out of shape over the Fanta girls.
3. Play the voice of an animal in a Disney movie where a scruffy dog and his cat pal attempt to disprove global warming.
4. Anal without asking.
5. Come home from the store with unsalted butter when you specifically asked for salted butter.
6. Wear a T&C Surf Designs sweater to a party.
7. Crash on your couch longer than the week he said he would and try to pretend like it’s no big deal.
8. Take you to Long John Silver’s on a first date.
9. Mistake the urn full of your father’s ashes for an ornate jug to keep the Sunny D in, and try to chug it down.
10. Kill Nicole Brown Simpson.
Comments
Jasmine
November 9th, 2009 - 7:19:18 PM
Haha, this list is awesome! I love Robert Downey Jr.! :D
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Alexis
November 14th, 2009 - 3:18:25 AM
I'd let him get away with no 4....
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Bobby
September 17th, 2011 - 6:40:03 PM
True to the say.
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