Being from Chicago, I have a special place in my heart filled with hatred for Sammy Sosa. Even though he played for the Cubs. (I’m a Sox fan.) But whenever he did step up to the plate for the Cubs, you were guaranteed one of two things. He would hit a home run, or he would strike out. Pretty black and white. Now, it appears Sammy Sosa wants to BE white.
Cue up the guitar intro from Michael Jackson’s “Black or White.” Cause it looks like Sosa is emulating him. Not in the sense that he is dead, and people are milking him for all he is worth, more in the sense that his skin turned miraculously white in the last six months. Honestly, Sammy Sosa, what were you thinking? Your strengths aren’t in the fact that you are really ridiculously good looking, you were paid to hit a ball really hard for a prolonged period of time. What’s the point of doing beauty surgery on yourself? Also, why would anybody want to be whiter, for christsakes? I’m as pale as a ghost and never viewed it as an asset. I’d much rather have pigmentation. Seriously. I’d rather be harassed by the cops than get sunburned. Cause you can’t sue the sun.
Why, Sammy. WHY?
