Well, it sure as hell looks like they have. Despite being eviscerated on South Park, The Sea Shepherds are still saving whales. As well they should. You can’t stop saving endangered animals because a show makes fun of you. If that happened, the Crocodile Hunter would be SOL.
The Shepherds have got a new boat. I should’ve titled this article look at this f*cking boat. Cause look at this f*cking boat. This boat is insane. This boat will sneak into your house in the night and steal your shiniest jewelery, before you can even wake up to see it. And if you do see it, it can disguise itself as your furniture. Clearly, I’m making this up. But apparently the people responsible for “Whale Wars” received enough scratch this last season to buy a fancy new boat for their interns to wreck, just like their helicopter. Look at it. It’s called the Earthrace Superboat, and you want to lick it. It can dive under waves, and does 40 knots an hour and runs off of bio-diesel and sunshine.
What will the boat be used for? Simple. Intercepting harpoons fired at whales. Does this remind anyone else of Steve Zissou?
Call up the interns. Tell them we have a Willy Wonka boat for them to go on. Only, they may get shot with harpoons.
Comments
Derek
November 7th, 2009 - 7:37:29 AM
They took his Disco Vilante! Dooker Dernty!
AnimuX
November 7th, 2009 - 9:07:37 AM
As far as I know, the Earthrace (renamed the Ady Gil) will be captained by the guy who engineered/built it and raced it around the globe breaking speed records (Peter Bethune) - not the interns.
captain facticus
November 7th, 2009 - 10:56:48 AM
actually dude, Croc Hunter was stopped by a different kid of evisceration... like, the literal kind.