If you videotape yourself having sex, people will find it. It’s pretty much a universal rule now, like Occham’s Razor or Rule 34. Or Murphy’s Law. Which is mostly a law, not a rule. But still. To prove that point, video of Carrie Prejean is rumored to be floating around, and she’s boning herself.
Celebrity sextapes usually are terrible. I don’t know what the attraction is, they act like they’re being gently rocked by a boat ride. Rich people have sex the same way they live, lying down, looking like they’re waiting for a waitstaff.
Carrie Prejean is a beauty queen who rose to prominence by answering a question posed to her by über-cliché Perez Hilton about gay marriage. She gave her honest opinion, and was eviscerated. Never mind that she’s not supposed to be known for her ability to cogitate. Anyway, she sued the California Beauty Pageant Body of Judgment, which is a name I just made up, and what I imagine the Jedi Council looks like, but with fake eyelashes. She backed off the suit when the lawyer for Miss California USA Pageant officials (which is a real body) busted out a tape of her getting all graphic with her lady bits.
So here’s a lesson, kids. Never make a tape of yourself having sex. Under any circumstances. Even if it’s his birthday. Lawyers from beauty pageants will find it.
Comments
sofa king
November 4th, 2009 - 8:02:42 PM
I like the analogy of rich people having sex. That being said, the first question that should come to mind is does this video offer Miss Prejean before or after the boob job?
hammerheadblog
November 5th, 2009 - 8:54:24 PM
What must Dr. James Dobson and his Focus on the Family cronies be thinking right about now? Remember how they held Prejean out as the ideal of Christian womanhood. I read an opinion piece http://wp.me/pChUJ-5C by an evangelical preacher (believe it or not) who used to work in Christian Radio. He talks about how Dobson is notorious in broadcasting for his defensiveness, his screwed-up priorities, and his weird obsession with church-ified celebrities. He also gives an insider's looke at the sweetheart relationship between Dobson, Focus on the Family, and this pitiful, disgraced beauty queen. Turns out even some Christians have had enough of Dobson and Prejean.
Jamaicafest
November 7th, 2009 - 2:02:06 PM
I would like to know who gave the the sex tape to the pageant officials.
RMFS!
November 9th, 2009 - 9:23:19 AM
I have had sex with Carrie Prejean a few times when I was living in SD and she is a dead fish in the sack so I can't imagine the tape being any better...
Anonymous
November 9th, 2009 - 6:58:16 PM
It is a good bet that the pagent contract included a "do porn and you're fired" clause that made her lawsuit worthless. If so, there is no blackmail involved.
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November 9th, 2009 - 11:01:24 PM
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November 9th, 2009 - 11:04:59 PM
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November 10th, 2009 - 12:55:24 AM
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November 10th, 2009 - 7:55:47 AM
The tape leaked, it's at www.tinyurl.com/prejeantape
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November 10th, 2009 - 9:44:14 PM
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Hardcore Max
November 17th, 2009 - 2:59:14 AM
Where can I find these sex tapes? Rumors said she had 7 sex tapes!!! Wow, I can't wait to see them all!