Roland Emmerich, director of the upcoming blockbuster-even-if-it-turns-out-not-to-be-good “2012″, destroys pretty much everything in the world in his new film. Here is a partial list of things he has explode or get crushed: The Vatican, Jesus, The White House, Los Angeles, Everything Else. The movie is basically John Cusack running as quickly as possible for two hours as things explode behind him. Chances are, if you’ve ever visited a place, Roland Emmerich plans on destroying it in “2012″. Except the Kaaba, which is the black cube shaped building in Mecca that is reported by me to be filled with Reeses Pieces, and is also considered to be one of the holiest sights in the Islamic faith.
Whether or not the Kaaba is filled with Reeses Pieces (and it is) the sight is revered by Muslims around the world, and Mr. Emmerich who wanted to blow it up along with everything else he blew up in the movie decided not to because,
“Well, I wanted to do that, I have to admit. But my co-writer Harald said I will not have a fatwa on my head because of a movie. And he was right. We have to all in the Western world think about this. … You can actually let Christian symbols fall apart, but if you would do this with [an] Arab symbol, you would have a fatwa, and that sounds a little bit like what the state of this world is.”
I don’t know whether if he blew up the Kaaba in “2012″ Islamic Fundamentalists would have tried to kill him or not, all I know is that all of us must be respectful of the Kaaba, because it is filled with hundreds of thousands of delicious Reeses Pieces, and that is by far the best type of candy that the Reeses company makes.
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Comments
le meera
November 4th, 2009 - 3:20:14 PM
Effing douche. Sure, everyone can go off and diss Christianity, but you gotta leave the Muslims alone. What? Do we need Christian extremists bombing another building in NYC for people to leave off Christianity? And of course he won't diss the Jews cuz they effing own hollywood. If you're going to crush religious symbols, crush em all.
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al
November 4th, 2009 - 3:40:14 PM
so long as the church of scientology goes down, i'm all for this movie
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Zig
November 5th, 2009 - 4:33:09 AM
emmerich is a pussy, he can destroy Christian symbols but not muslim. did he film this in the U.S.A. or in the sand? emmerich was the kid in school thrown in the locker because he couldn't stand up for himself. even if it took getting the s**t kicked out of him!!
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