Lady Gaga is totally insane and not a good singer plus she’s really vacuous. I think she does a song about poker, but so did Kenny Rogers and he did it without appearing nude on the cover of Rolling Stone. But LOOK AT HER. She’s kind of attractive in that ‘Trying Very Hard’ way. It’s almost like she sold her soul to the devil to make her this famous, sort of like Robert Johnson, but without the talent. Or the charisma. Or the songs. Or anything relating to being a musician. But the Satanic element is there.
Last night, AJ Sokalner, one of the bigger names in celebrity photography (in the not-quite-paparazzi not-quite-Richard-Avendon sort of way) died mere minutes after shooting Lady Gaga arriving at the ACES awards. It’s pretty sad. Look at her outfit. She’s just kind of sad herself. I totally bet Satan has something to do with this. Did anyone else see The Omen? I’m tellin’ ya.
Anyway, our hearts go out to AJ Sokalner, who I’m sure was a totally rad guy. In fact, I’m sure he was. If you’re willing to sit out in the cold and wait around for Lady Gaga, of all people, to show up, you deserve something. Perhaps an award. Let’s get him one.
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sr
November 3rd, 2009 - 8:11:59 PM
Fuck you! Lady GaGa has more talent then you do!
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Dixiecup
November 4th, 2009 - 6:06:47 AM
ah, another Adam Lambert fangirl
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jeff
November 4th, 2009 - 9:51:23 AM
you know, it took me awhile, but i am a-okay with this lady being a part of american pop culture. in fact, i'd be a little sad if she disappeared. well, not sad. just ... emptier :(
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Lucinda
November 4th, 2009 - 10:44:29 AM
What an adorable article. This is where people get their news these days? How sad. What unintelligent misogynistic dribble. The photographer is in need of an award for shooting off a camera but a unique performance artist and talented pianist/songwriter is decried as devoid of all of these things? Laughable.
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Dre
November 4th, 2009 - 11:35:34 AM
You're a hater...
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christy
November 4th, 2009 - 12:02:53 PM
fuck you she has way more talent than you do you really think that you could could get 4 number 1s off your debut album
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JMZ
November 16th, 2009 - 7:16:04 AM
This is the most delightful article I've read in such a long time. There is finally someone who understands that gaga is nothing but a gimmick. How artistic can someone be if she's always trying to prove it? I LOVE THE ARTICLE, NICE TOUCH WITH THE SATAN BIT. Couldn't have put it better myself. Gagalicious, some would say.
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popsicle15
November 16th, 2009 - 7:16:30 AM
HAHAHA OMG she looks abso-f*cking-lutely HIDEOUS. I commend this journalist, and honestly pity AJ Sokalner. He should have died from a better cause.
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cheese
December 27th, 2009 - 7:26:34 PM
the only reason lady GAAAWWGAWW got successful is because of the sheer number of stupid people in society these days who buy her crap.
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