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First Iron Man 2 Poster Released
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
As a manly man full of hulking testosterone-driven, cow-shattering rage, I appreciated the first Iron Man movie. I thought it was really weird watching The Big Lebowski play a villain, and the third act hinged on you not finding that ridiculous, but [...]
Conversations With Irate John Mayer Fans
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments
I've written my fair share of ridiculousness on this website. But the one thing that's gotten me more harassed than anything is a quick review I did of John Mayer's latest album, Battle Studies, a few days ago. The following are a sampling [...]
Gun Camera Is A Good Idea In Bizarro World
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
Ideally, cameras are something you point at each other to take pictures and document moments in history. Good times. Times that you can look back on fondly with people that you care about. Guns are things that create memories you want to forget and [...]
Scientists Grow Pork Meat, PETA To Be Out Of Work
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
In a story that makes me happy that soon many PETA members will have no jobs--barring the fact a lot of them don't have jobs already--scientists have been able, in a lab, to create pork meat without killing any pigs. Let me repeat that, because I th [...]
Apparently, You Can’t Piss Into A Condom
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 2 Comments
So when you're really drunk, like I was last night, you shouldn't, when the bathroom is already occupied and you really have to go, frantically look around and see a condom on the table and then try to pee into that. Not a good idea.
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