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U2 Broadcasting Concert Live From Pasadena
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
I've never seen a U2 concert. Never been a big U2 fan. But tonight, they're doing something incredibly cool. They're broadcasting their concert, free of charge, on Youtube. That's right, U2 and Youtube. Create your own Abbott and Costello routine. [ [...]
Get Well Celebrity: Morrissey Collapses On Stage, Dudes In Black Follow Suit
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
Morrissey has a bit of a temper. The last time he left a stage was during the Coachella festival, when he complained of the smell coming from a burger tent. This time, there was no burger tent, and was really excited to perform, when he dropped on a [...]
Cruel Coffee Machine Will Taunt You And Make You Jump For Energy
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
You ever need a wake-up call, really, really badly? To the point where coffee won't do it for you, but are too afraid to delve into the underbelly of methamphetamine? But you still feel like jumping, cursing at the sky and running in place? Well, no [...]
There’s a Michael Jackson Cat Game For The iPhone
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments
Have you forgotten how crazy Michael Jackson fans are? Has the fact that they are acutely batshit been lost on you in the months following Michael Jackson's death? Well, good news, sports lovers. You are about to be reminded. A game has been made fo [...]
Scientists Develop the World’s Smartest Rat
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Good news for city-dwellers. No longer will you have to wait in tortured silence, praying for the rats outside to become more intelligent and crafty. Never again will you wander down an alley of rats with only normal-level intelligence. Now, the rat [...]
Indiana Jones “Nuke the Fridge” Action Figure Just 175 Bucks
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
Good news. Are you barely literate? Do you only kinda like movies and entertainment, when you manage to con people into bringing you into fancy theaters? Did you really like the Star Wars sequels, think the new Indiana Jones movie was awesome, and a [...]
David Cross Snorted Coke Near The President For Kicks
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
David Cross is not my favorite stand-up comic. When I was 13, I used to jam his shiz, after I got off of a Bill Hicks kick, and his special The Pride Is Back is still one of the best comedy specials of the 90's. Also, Arrested Development. I only so [...]
Child-Tracking GPS Awesome Idea, Provided Pedos Don’t Steal It
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments
Do you love your baby? Of course you do. Well, you almost certainly do. But do you love your baby enough to put a device on him that will be able to track his every move by satellite, like the FBI is watching you? You must love your baby that much. [...]
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