
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
If you live in Chicago, you know a few things. Firstly, politicians are corrupt. Secondly, public transportation doesn't usually get updated for thirty years or so. And even then, it's thirty years behind. But in a story that makes me happy for my h [...]
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments
One of the saddest things I've ever seen on the internet was a Facebook status. It was for a girl who said something to the lines of, "WE GONNA GET OUR PARTY ON!", and then at the bottom, someone had commented that she died in a drunk driving accide [...]

Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
This weekend, Amelia, the biopic of Amelia Earhart opened in theaters nationwide. And I will not be seeing it, because there are only a few good movies out right now, and Amelia does not look like one of them. Also, biopics tend to be boring. You al [...]

Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 2 Comments
There is a rumor spreading through China that there exists in Sweden a village of 25,000 Lesbians where men are not allowed to enter. The village is guarded by two tall Lesbian guards, and if men try to enter the village they are beaten half to dea [...]
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 6 Comments
Talking about people is what gives them their power. You've given him your power by allowing yourself to be diverted by him. And that you are so loud about your own frustrations just proves that he is interesting. Darth Vader may be an evil ass d [...]
Posted by Jeff Cagle – 1 Comment
You kind of have to wonder what drugs the person was on who first thought up the idea to take a bear from the wild, try to domesticate it, then slap a pair of ice skates on it and make it skate around for a paying audience. To Russians it's a crowd [...]Advertisement