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Church of Scientology Not Looking So Hot This Week
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
Being located in Los Angeles has some advantages. You get beautiful weather, beautiful people, and unfortunately, lots of traffic. You also get to see lots of celebrities and crazy people. Where am I going with this? With Scientology, you can see th [...]
Never Have Sex with a Prostitute In the Philippines
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 4 Comments
I know, i know, I have as hard a time obeying that advice as anyone. I can't count the times I've been invited to a Dodger game, or to bowling, but I was too busy chartering a one man single-prop prop plane to the Philipines to pay a woman to have [...]
Adam Lambert’s Album Cover Is Worse Than Anything Man Can Conceive Of
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 55 Comments
Listen, I'll be the first to admit Adam Lambert is a good singer. But pipes do not make up for a surprising lack of a personality. I'd rather hear Tom Waits gargle hot rocks into a microphone, than a singer who panders commercially. [...]
Hot Mormon Muffins Calendar Will Leave You Confused And Hungry
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 15 Comments
I once went to the temple square in Salt Lake City, Utah, driving home from California. And the people in Salt Lake City are the nicest I've ever encountered anywhere, ever. They put all my Mormon jokes to bed, really, in the most platonic, nonsexua [...]
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