
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 15 Comments
Three days ago, the most newsworthy event I can think of occurred. McDonald's brought back the Monopoly game. Now you can get fat AND win money. It's like the best white trash lottery, short of birthing nine children and getting a television show. [ [...]

Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 1 Comment
So then Billy Ray Cyrus went down into his secret labratory deep under the 7/11 where we had to get a job to support himself and fiddled with his sperm's DNA until he created a sperm he was sure had all the characteristics of someone Disney would wa [...]
Posted by Yosef Solomon – 1 Comment
President Barack Obama was awarded with the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize today and becomes only the third sitting US president to do so. Humbled and honored by the recognition, Obama sees his award as call to action, "I will accept this award as a [...]Advertisement