
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
You may know January Jones from her role as the beautiful Betty Draper from the award winning series Mad Men, on AMC. And you might know Ashton Kutcher as that model douchebag who used to punk celebrities, and now has been relegated to a has-been on [...]

Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
Oh god, it'll give us world peace and then burn the wood so we can sing campfire songs. Oh god, if it didn't burn things, I would surely try to place my penis inside of it so my children would be bestowed with the same beautiful genes. I may still. [...]
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