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Golf Cart Stimulus!
Posted by Yosef Solomon – 5 Comments
Those of you interested in banking on the federal electric car tax credit and getting a free golf cart in return, might be in luck. According to the Wall Street Journal, the government will award anyone who purchases a street legal electric car with [...]
Ladybugs May Murder You And Your Family
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
One of the problems with living in modern society is that occasionally you are attacked by ravenous, adorable insects. Such is the case with many people across the country, who have searched for, "GOOD LORD, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY LADYBUGS," on Googl [...]
Hi How Are You? Daniel Johnston Set To Make Another Comeback
Posted by Ned Hepburn – 2 Comments
After Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain professed his adoration for cult singer-songwriter cum artist Daniel Johnston, Daniel experienced a huuuuge surge in popularity. Again. In the mid-’80s he’d been somewhat of [...]
Obama got asked “Why Do People Hate You?” by 4th Grader, which is a rad question
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment
Most of the time journalists ask Presidents lame soft ball questions like, "Do you prefer Cheddar or American Cheese? And by the way whichever of those you prefer, I also prefer." Or, "Why are you so great?" Or, " I heard your sperm can repair de [...]
Top Five Reasons Why Schwarzenegger is Less Popular Now………
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 1 Comment
Apparently [Arnold's] popularity has been seriously affected by both the dismal California economy, and by the fact that the Predator has continued it's downtown Los Angeles killing spree unabated. Which is what you'd expect when Schwarzenegger sen [...]
Lady Gaga Still Attractive, Sources Reveal
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 10 Comments
As it turns out, Lady Gaga is still hot, and the new poster for her tour entitled "Monster Ball" is just another in a long series of evidences proving that Lady Gaga is a physically attractive human being. Scientists have further speculated that in [...]
Judge Won’t Marry Interracial Couples, Hilariously says “Not Racist”
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment
Luckily for the world, I recently invented a clear plastic board that when you hold it up in front of someone's mouth while they're talking you can see what they are actually mean instead of what they are saying.
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