Just when you thought Jon Gosselin was in the clear after dropping his controlling she-devil other half, he up and decides to celebrate his bachelor status by shacking up with the Mayor of Crazytown, Octomom. Apparently his love of Ed Hardy shirts is the least of his worries…
According to a press release from In Touch Weekly, former “Cheaters” and “Jerry Springer” producer Bobby Goldstein said Gosselin and Octomom Nadya Suleman are teaming up for a reality show where the two date, with the pilot episode to be called “Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom.” Goldstein’s previous jobs at least give him the prerequisites to be the circus ring leader for the freakshow this will be.
Jon Gosselin either has some crazy fetish for paying child support, or he just straight-up loves to torture himself.
Apparently Octomom has a crush on Gosselin, and the show will follow him “as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like.” I could be mistaken, Jon, but I’ve got an idea that should be fairly accurate: Think about the fact that the woman has had 14 kids. Then grab a hot dog. Take that hot dog and throw it down a hallway. That’s probably similar to what you can expect what hooking up with Octomom will be like.
Comments
charlie
October 29th, 2009 - 11:56:29 AM
jon's one and only motive (obvious for a while now)? getting paid. which he will
Lynn
October 29th, 2009 - 4:04:26 PM
They deserve each other, as both are freakin' nutcases!!!!! I know Kate thanks her lucky stars everyday to get rid of this do nothing, lazy, cradle robber.
debbie
October 29th, 2009 - 6:33:49 PM
i think jon gossilan need to look at himself and thionk he has 8kids by kate and it seems he is the one who is a devil not kate
ozymandias
October 29th, 2009 - 11:20:38 PM
Jon Gosselin couldn't steal the money away from forbidden caches, so he now will do whatever it takes to pimp himself out for whatever money he can rake in. Pond scum is much more desireable than Jon Gosselin. Kate is fortunate to be rid of him...hopefully he will drop off the radar with their children before he can infect them with his amoral approach to life.