Basement Jaxx teamed up with ex ‘Test Icicles’ frontman Dev Hynes (aka ‘Lightspeed Champion’) to bring you the coolest song of the Fall. It’s the kind of rad song that all the cool art school chicks with asymmetrical haircuts will want to listen to at the club, because they are the best, and nobody likes normie (that’s the technical name for the Juicy Sweatpant set) girls anymore. That’s right. Nobody wants to hear anyone screeching the words to ‘Dont You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me’ in an Escalade. Nobody. Not even Derek Jeter.
Regardless, it’s quickly gaining a lot of airplay in “the club”, even if Dev sort of reminds me of Krusty The Clown.
It’s very important for you to like and appreciate what’s going on “in the club”, because “in the club” is where all the really cool things go on, like ‘waiting in lines’ and ‘drinking alcohol with a 400% price increase’. And waiting in line for a bathroom. And having the whole club smell like pee, anyway. And spending $40 on mid-range alcohol to give to some girl who for $2 you could have met at the coffee shop. And do you like talking to door people? Man, clubs are so awesome.
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