What’s more fun than shooting each other? No, not with bullets, with things that don’t hurt. Like Nerf balls, potatoes, and … marshmallows? I’ll tell you what’s more fun than that. Absolutely nothing. Especially with marshmallows. Which makes this marshmallow shooter even cooler.
Yes. Marshmallow shooter. Gone are the days of Nerf Wars in the back yard. Here are the days when even our projectiles will supplement our fat asses. But this is no ordinary marshmallow shooter. This is the Executive Elite Marshmallow shooter. The cremé de la cremé of launching toppings. This isn’t just a polite request. I want to purchase an Executive Marshmallow Shooter, then test it around the Manolith offices. Cause, damn look at that thing. That thing fires marshmallows up to 40 feet.
That thing’s brushed with fake carbon fiber and comes in a black carrier case like you’re about to assassinate a politician who comes from the land of Stay-Puft. Not that I’m advocating assassination. But if you were to assassinate someone, do it with a marshmallow gun, for cripes sake. It makes it more delicious and improbable.
You can purchase the marshmallow guns from Neiman Marcus, known for their cookies, and odd projectile weapons. They’re not known for odd projectile weapons? Well, they are now.
Comments
justin
October 29th, 2009 - 11:26:38 AM
lol, pretty awesome. i wonder what kind of damage you could do to a house? "dudes, it's 2009, TPing is sooo 2008. Let's get some marshmallows!"
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M
December 27th, 2009 - 11:34:24 AM
We got one for Christmas, We tried standard and small Marshmallows and it did not shoot them one foot much less 40 feet. We are very bummed. Not a great buy.
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