In what is surely the stupidest refund I’ve ever heard of, the Walt Disney corporation has basically admitted their Baby Genius products don’t turn your babies into geniuses. Why would you admit that? When the promise is in the title? That’s like Dave’s Satisying Kosher Deli admitting they aren’t satisfying.
Also, this is disturbing. You know how quickly I would’ve been exchanged if my parents discovered that I was as dumb as bricks? I would’ve been traded for an Indian baby and a BetaMax in about two seconds. Why the refund? Because babies who watched the videos scored 10% lower on verbal ability than babies who didn’t. Probably because people were talking to those babies, instead of parking them in front of the television.
Disney was threatened with litigation when they claimed the videos raised the intelligence of babies. So they had to come clean. Just like their fairy tales, selling their promise of princes and happily-ever-afters, Disney will not make your babies geniuses. Your babies will make Disney rich, Disney will not make them rich back. The refund is good for up to four $15.99 DVD’s. And that’s the cutoff.
Also, you don’t need a receipt. So you can claim your baby geniuses decided to steal the DVD’s, not you.
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