Bill O’Reilly Likes Mooncalf; Is Actually Himself A Dead Baby Cow.

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By Ned on October 28, 2009

And lo, O’Reilly says dumb shit again. Here’s a video of him blabbing on about the word “mooncalf”, which is the definition of an aborted cow fetus. How delightful. It’s like the blind leading the blind.

I just don’t get his appeal. How can Fox News watchers even come vaguely close to liking anything he says? He’s the smuggest asshole in the world, as is Glenn Beck, and they don’t so much pander to the idiots that watch Fox News, as they rub them on their heads and go, “yes you areeeee!” while decrying the Obama administration that’s working hard to protect civil liberties. I mean, HONESTLY, y’all. And now he jumps upon liking dead baby cow fetuses. What the hell. Is he drunk? Can I have what he is drinking? He is drunk on the blood of idiots. I want to punch him so bad it hurts. Just once! Just once when he isn’t looking. That’s all I want for Christmas.

What do you think? That people shouldn’t be “aborted cow fetuses” when writing to the O’Reilly show? Is that irony encapsulated? Aren’t the viewers of the O’Reilly show stupid enough without being coerced into 500-year-old Shakespearean words for “idiots”?

Reader Comments

  1. Al Meuli October 28, 2009 - 10:44 pm

    Bill was using “mooncalf” correctly, referring to someone such as yourself – clearly a “fool”.
    The invective you use to describe O’Reilly seems to describe, instead, you.

  2. Ned Hepburn October 28, 2009 - 11:33 pm

    OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY, THAT GUY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  3. Vangie October 29, 2009 - 3:02 am

    No. Don’t tell me you really are that stupid….not because you don’t know the definition of the word, but because you would blog clearly without checking out Webster’s online dictionary.

    Ugh.

  4. ryan October 29, 2009 - 3:23 am

    for those people who watch and listen to O’reilly like a religion. ‘we don’t do personal attacks here on this show’ 10/9/09. On tuesdays factor talking about alan grayson, ‘this guy look hes nuts, n u t s, nuts’. Funny oh i am sure i got this from a ‘far left hate’ site, no more like i watch this show and am continuously amazed by people who take this as gospel. But thats what fox is to conservatives, gospel

  5. Anonymous October 29, 2009 - 3:43 am

    How dumb of you sir to assume O’Reilly likes the word because it refers to the unaborted fetus of a cow. In modern usage, mooncalf Mooncalf is used as a derogatory term to indicate someone is a dullard, fool or otherwise not particularly bright or sharp. For example, W. C. Fields in “The Bank Dick” (1940) advises his prospective son-in-law to avoid being a “mooncalf” by buying shares he has been beguiled into believing are worth much more than the proffered price.

  6. Anonymous October 29, 2009 - 3:54 am

    You are clearly a mooncalf, perhaps the aborted bovine sort.

  7. Your Blog Sucks Now October 29, 2009 - 5:08 am

    I liked your blog until I read this rant of hackenyed liberal vomit. Your idiot president is trying to give out free healthcare in the middle of a depression. Genius. Pure genius. Additionally, it always warms my heart when open minded, tolerant liberals are reduced to stereotyping and name-calling.

  8. Mark October 29, 2009 - 8:08 am

    What a mental midget. You and your ilk are what is wrong with this country. Always wanting a free lunch, punishing achievement and wanting the govt to take care of you from cradle to grave. Grow up. You are on crack if you think Nobama is trying to protect your civil liberties. He is trying to take them, jackass. What planet are you on? Put down the crack pipe and wake up!

  9. billieb October 29, 2009 - 9:09 am

    It also has the meaning of a human who is congenitally and mentally grossly deformed. This is not a term I would use. I find it a term that is too freely used and can be very offensive.

  10. our president has a funnee name October 29, 2009 - 11:02 am

    yeah! nobama! lol! he’s a socialist! did you hear he’s from kenya and a secret muslim too? lol, i didn’t know their was such a thing as muslim socialists, but it has to be true, cause he’s both! let’s see what else is evil? oh, yeah, vampires! i bet obama, i mean barack hussein nobama, is a vampire too. that’s why he was so confident he could answer that 3am phone call!

    evil, evil, evil!! yeah!!!

  11. Ned Hepburn October 29, 2009 - 1:13 pm

    baiting right wingers is one of my favorite pasttimes.

  12. Ryan October 31, 2009 - 12:28 am

    I don’t mind O’Reilly compared to Beck and Hannity but when he says he’s non partisan and doesn’t “do what the left does” well no thats just not factual! He rarely criticizes the right. In fact he came to the defense of ted kennedy when right wing blogs made fun of him. Apart from that not much else. He isnt as bitter as some of the right i will say. Calm down righties your country is safe. Mark if you see black helicopters around your house do one thing RUN!!!!!!!

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