Tucker Max’s new movie “I Hope They Served Beer In Hell” premiered last week, this after a very successful book, and of course his incredibly popular tales about how when he’s mean to chicks they do him. Whatever you think of Tucker Max ( I personally enjoy acting disinterested with women so that they like me, but I don’t like beer pong very much, so he and I don’t always see eye to eye), for those out there who think he’s all loudness over substance or that promoting a culture of objectifying women is irresponsible or the many other myriad reasons why you might hate him, I say to you this, talking about him is just going to make him more successful.
Talking about people is what gives them their power. You’ve given him your power by allowing yourself to be diverted by him. And that you are so loud about your own frustrations just proves that he is interesting. Darth Vader may be an evil ass dude, but his evil makes him fascinating, and despite (or because) of his evil there are Darth Vader toys in children’s bedrooms. If you want your children to grow up in a world where they hold their little Tucker Max dolls against their cheeks to help them fall asleep at night, keep railing on and on about how you think he’s misogynist or how you think a man his age should drink less. If you actually think he’s a problem, let him go. Talk about someone who you want to be propelled into the status that Tucker Max has attained entirely by frustrating you. Maybe if all you Soccer Moms went on and on about how cool Plato was instead of how Tucker Max is full of himself they’d have made “The Republic” the movie. Although, at least Tucker Max, unlike Plato, has sex with adults.
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Quotable TM
October 26th, 2009 - 3:53:36 PM
http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/ - The quotable Tucker Max
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JJ
October 26th, 2009 - 4:20:27 PM
Correction: the film opened on September 27th in a small number of theaters, with plans to expand nationwide shortly thereafter. The film is now in 36 theaters (down 96 from a week ago), grossing a little over $14,000 over the weekend for a total of about 1.4 million over the course of a month. Tucker Max's words: "Like I explained on Monday, our distribution strategy is a typical indie one: 125 screens the first weekend, 300 or so the second, then wide expansion into about 2000 by the third weekend, which will cover the whole country." It peaked at--I believe--around 260 theaters. It finished at #69 (lol) this past weekend, behind the films "Wake Up Sid", "(Untitled)", and "Passport to Love."
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Steve Swanson
October 26th, 2009 - 6:45:50 PM
His shitty movie bombed just as everyone knew it would. Let's hear what that stupid dick has to say now. Actually, I rather enjoy not hearing from that douche.
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Vinnie
October 27th, 2009 - 10:30:36 AM
Tucker Max is a liar and a douchebag.
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Alien Gonzo Luvva
October 27th, 2009 - 12:43:53 PM
Wouldn't this have been more relevant in early September when there was actually a chance that "Beer In Hell" could have been a hit? At this point the movie has already flopped at the box office and is out of most theaters. Max himself completely failed to become the blip on the radar of mainstream media that he needed to be for this article to be of any use.
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