Have you forgotten how crazy Michael Jackson fans are? Has the fact that they are acutely batshit been lost on you in the months following Michael Jackson’s death? Well, good news, sports lovers. You are about to be reminded. A game has been made for the iPhone featuring cats, called Meowwalker.
Yes. Meowwalker. Where you control a meowing cat who you make dance like Michael Jackson. Here’s a tip, though, if you find a cat that’s just lying dormant, you can probably make him dance like Michael Jackson as well. You don’t need some fancy, high-falutin’ game for your iPhone. Just grab his paws and swing.
You make your kitty dance by tilting the iphone and doing a screen drag to deflect all the objects that are being thrown at him in the alley-way, presumably by Joe Jackson or Michael’s quibbling family. In addition, you get more points for busting moves under spotlights, and can lick the floor. You can actually lick many things, in this crazy game we call life, barring your participation in a cat Michael Jackson game for the iPhone.
The game uses a soundtrack drawn from your iTunes, based on how many Michael Jackson tunes you have. Basically, so if you rename your Slayer sound files to Michael Jackson, you can make this cat dance to Slayer in a Michael Jackson outfit. And that’s something I can get behind.