Kanye West Death Rumors Set Twitter Ablaze

By Mark Lorenz on October 21st, 2009

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If there’s one celebrity that I don’t want to see die, despite the fact that he’s probably the most annoying person on the planet, it’s Kanye West. Why? Because then he’d be deified. All day, every day, we’d hear about what a misunderstood genius he is.

And we already hear about that, all day, every day, from Kanye. Repeatedly. Did you know Kanye West is a genius? He’s the voice of our generation. He’s not at all just a guy who just learned how to use ProTools, he’s a genius. He’s not a dude who writes basic chord progressions on a keyboard, he’s a genius.

Look into the waves and you shall see your future.

Look into the waves and you shall see your future.

The internet knows he’s not, which is why RIP Kayne West was recently turned into a trending topic. Not just a trending topic, the number one trending topic. Which is making fun of Kanye West by claiming he died. Kanye West’s on again, off-again arm candy, ex-stripper, full-time attention whore, Amber Rose, had this to say:

“It’s in extreme poor taste to have that as a trendy topic. It’s totally disrespectful to make up a story like this, we’re all human and we all make mistakes and to say someone died cuz of a mistake is ridiculous. U wouldn’t want someone to say that about u.”

What mistake is she talking about? 808s and Heartbreaks? … Taylor who?

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  1. victor

    October 21st, 2009 - 5:06:03 PM

    he's actually a pretty talented producer. sure he's egotistical as fuck, and he's no Timbaland, but he's pretty great behind the boards all the same. certainly worth some acclaim. plus, what's wrong with basic chord progressions? didn't like Nirvana? for me at least, i don't care if it's the same note riffing in and out the entire song, so long as it sounds goods. and Kanye, love him or hate him, can make a beat sound good

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