In a bit of news shocking to me and my sensibility that one day I will meet and have babies with Shakira, Shakira has been at UCLA on the d-low. What’s she been doing? She’s been learning, you insensitive jerks.
In between world tours and releasing albums and videos, Shakira apparently has found interesting ways to spend her time. Namely, taking history courses about the different places she’s able to travel to while singing like a muppet. Seriously, she sounds much better in Spanish, but in English you could just strangle Miss Piggy next to an eight-track recorder, and call it Shakira and I wouldn’t know the difference. You gotta give her props, though, for getting her learning in. How did she manage to slip in unrecognized in a large college classroom? In a city with an extra-large contingent of Latinos?
Simple. She dressed like a boy.
Well played, Shakira. Well played. I don’t know what’d be more surprising, finding Shakira in one of my classes, or some other random international pop star. Such as M.I.A. in my economics class. Taking classes to figure out how to launch her clothing line and remain anti-capitalism simultaneously. Yeah. Keep reaching, M.I.A. Keep reaching.
Comments
kara
October 20th, 2009 - 10:56:28 PM
she has such honest hips, i adore them she is columbian so i guess its ok for her to dress like a hoe in some of her videos. its in their culture
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Cathy
October 21st, 2009 - 8:52:12 AM
Hi Hater! Kara, Jealousy is Really Not a good look. . tsk, tsk. . . lol
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Jason
October 21st, 2009 - 10:31:15 AM
Shakira is pretty much pop perfection, she-wolf indeed. Awww-wooooo!
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Jamie
October 22nd, 2009 - 2:40:23 PM
Hey Kara hips adorer, First of all is Colombian, with an o., not columbian, What would you know about Colombian culture if you can't even spell it out correctly, Colombian girls don't dress like Hoes, they are actually really family oriented and desent, If shakira desses provocative its because she is trying to hit the American market; you should see one of her Videos before singing in english, she wouldn't even show her arms or legs.
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Lucas
October 22nd, 2009 - 2:43:15 PM
Wow Kara, "she has such honest hips, i adore them she is columbian so i guess its ok for her to dress like a hoe in some of her videos. its in their culture" you sound like an obese single woman with Jealosy.
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