One of the problems with living in modern society is that occasionally you are attacked by ravenous, adorable insects. Such is the case with many people across the country, who have searched for,
“GOOD LORD, I’M BEING ATTACKED BY LADYBUGS,”
on Google.
Fall is here, and that means one thing. That insects will be moving from the cold outside, inside your warm, comfortable homes. To stare at you while you sleep, for hours and hours, planning their revenge, and waiting for the right time to strike. To flutter their wings in anticipation and clack their jaws together. Just waiting. To strike.
Even ladybugs. With the cold coming, ladybugs move from outside to inside. Which you may think is cute. And it is. But ladybugs also release pheromones that will attract every other ladybug even from 1/4 of a mile away. So you will have gigantic ladybug infestations, something that sounds cute to the 8-year-old girl living in you, but is really inconvenient when you have to kill dozens of the beloved little creatures.
So, to summarize, if you find a ladybug in your house, either put it outside, or kill it. Right away. Otherwise they will ambush you. When you least expect it. Sleep tight.
Comments
Jason S
October 21st, 2009 - 3:02:37 PM
What a horrible article. "Otherwise they will ambush you. When you least expect it. Sleep tight." You back that statement up with NO evidence and offer no resolutions to the problem. Horrible writing.
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Mark Lorenz
October 21st, 2009 - 3:09:38 PM
A thousand apologies. I should've highlighted the passage that said KILL THEM, then taken your hand and looked for RAID.
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