If there’s one thing I love in this world, it’s a nice slab of grilled salmon. If there’s two things I love in this world, it’s nice grilled salmon and boats. But holy god, someone has combined these things together in a boat that can ram other boats without damaging them. SCIENCE, I LOVE YOU.
Unfortunately, they named the damn thing like an Apple product. The iRev, the bumper boat with a grill. Really, they should’ve called it the iWinatlife. Because that’s all I think about looking at the thing. Built like a giant, sex-donut with a rice paddy hat, you can take this thing in the water, in the house, and be surrounded by legions of women just waiting to ride in your donut. There’s a charcoal grill, storage under the seats, and if you pay extra, you get a 500-watt stereo system. So you can bump your water sex-donut like nobody’s business.
The only drawback? It costs $25,000. I think for that much money, you could probably buy a boat that was much larger, just as effective, only it didn’t look like a sex-donut and grill delicious food.
But if you do buy this boat, I will meet you on the lake. Prepare yourself for bumper-battle.
[Photo Courtesy of motothority.com]
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