Yes, you knew this was coming. It’s juvenile, but I can’t help but giggle my ass(man) off at these poor people. The following are the 10 funniest (dirty) things people have been named. Their parents should be beaten/congratulated.
Dick Assman
(supposedly pronounced “assmun”) – Canadian service station owner, and disappointed website owner when he tried to register his own domain name.
Peter Bonerz
American director and actor. The legitimate kind, believe it or not.
Argélico Fucks
Brazilian soccer player. I guess you have to be pretty good at sports in order to compensate for a name like that.
Dick Pole
Baseball player. Also a new adult novelty item at this year’s AVN in Vegas.
Lucious Pusey
Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University. Later changed his name to Lucious Seymour, probably after being teased within an inch of his life.
Dick Seaman
British race car driver and son of asshole parents.
Dick Swett
U.S. Representative from New Hampshire. Never actually ran for office; he was elected simply due to write-in votes.
Dick Trickle
American racecar driver. Yes, 50% of the names on this list start with “Dick”. Anyone surprised?
Rusty Kuntz
Baseball player with the 1984 Detroit Tigers and namesake of a new painful strain of gonorrhea.
Gayford Buttram
Relative of the Simpson’s-worthy Amanda Buttram.
Comments
CMaclachlan
October 15th, 2009 - 10:52:38 AM
I guess Dick Butkus was just too easy, eh?
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steve
October 15th, 2009 - 11:27:07 AM
real names from real ppl i know, 1.) phil mccracken 2.) ben dover (both parents assumed they'd go by philip & benjamen, respectively
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Phil
October 16th, 2009 - 4:59:36 AM
How about Drew Peacock? ;-)
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shane
November 13th, 2009 - 8:53:38 AM
i met a guy who's name is richard liss, and yes he goes by dick liss. his sister's name is ruth.
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nancy doo
February 6th, 2010 - 6:23:09 PM
THey can change their names, but you can never get over being an asshole!!! True puke you are
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J.DelaVega
February 17th, 2010 - 10:57:33 AM
...Phillip Dapodi (Yes, Da-Potty) enough said
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