Meghan McCain Twitters Her Boobs

By Mark Lorenz on October 15th, 2009

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Yeah. In the annals of misleading headlines, that could be up there with the greatest. If it wasn’t unequivocally and hilariously true.

Yes, Meghan McCain, apparently unaware her father’s base may be made up of judgmental assholes, has posted a picture of her boobs about to spill out all over the place. Apparently, just like her father, her boobs don’t like being restrained year after year. They want to make a break and run for office. Labeled, “My Night In,” Ms. McCain poses with a copy of an Andy Warhol biography, apparently only to accentuate her heaving cleavage. The backlash and erections were many and immediate, prompting her to say…

“Seriously I was just trying to be funny with the book and that I’m a dork staying in. When I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a ’slut’, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am.”

SRSLY, GUYS. SRSLY. Meghan, you’ve just been a victim of the straight-talk express. When you take pictures of your boobs and put them online, people are going to call you a slut. It’s a lesson I had to learn the hard way. But I guess Warhol was right.

Just don’t tell John, his heart might not be able to take it.

But seriously, all you female political scions. Tits or GTFO.