Moo Business Cards!

By Ned Hepburn on October 13th, 2009

Are you a business bro? Are you a ‘dude in a suit’? Are you ‘famous on the internet’? Are you super, super into yourself? Are you a guy who wants to legitimize himself through the medium of having a card? Well thanks to Moo, you can now have great cards. And you don’t even have to go to Kinkos. I swear, Kinkos is the worst place in the entire world. It’s like time stands still at Kinkos. Nobody wants to help anybody. It’s sort of like ‘Lord Of The Flies’ meets ‘The Office’, except with an undertone of primal fear and tension. That – my friends – is how I feel about Kinkos.

Every guy out there who networks needs a good business card, but the problem with buying business cards is this: you never know exactly how they’re going to turn out. Most of the time they’re too flimsy, and it’s like giving someone a wet piece of paper with your name on it. And you don’t want that! Fuck no. You want something STRONG and BADASS and GLOSSY because you are the type of person who wants to make an impression (and use words like STRONG and BADASS in every day conversation). The Moo uploader takes away all the hassle of crazy designing and keeps it simple. And Moo does make some really strong, sturdy cards, perfect for making the right impression. Or just impressing that chick at the bar. Or reenacting the business card / dinner scene from American Psycho, that’s what I usually do with me and my dog. Whatever. They’re $21 for 50 cards, and totally worth every penny. Here’s the ones I made (contact info removed for all you’s stalkerz).