Is there nothing that hasn’t been turned into a reality show now? America’s Next Top Carjacker? America’s Next Top Bottom? Guess what? Now Michael Vick has a reality show. And it isn’t America’s biggest truck of douche.
BET is going to air a show called, “The Michael Vick Project”, where the quarterback hopes his negative image can be revived by having cameras follow him 24/7, capturing his every move. I’m willing to bet 16 of those hours are spent working out, so where the interesting part comes in, I’m clueless. Maybe he’ll have sex with Jessica Simpson. Maybe he’ll fire a gun, or show off his dance moves. I’m really at a loss as to what he could do to revive his image, short of coming up with a cure for cancer on the air. Maybe he could discover the cure for cancer while saving a baby from the ruins of a burning church? Maybe he’ll kick Glen Beck in the face.
Way to go, BET. Seriously, just because somebody is making news, and can grab headlines, can we stop trying to make money off of them? The dude went to jail for torturing animals, then spends all the rest of his time running from other dudes in pads. There are much better projects to throw funding behind. Like the show I pitched to you about the history of rice.
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