Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Blah blah blah. We all remember chuckling (get it? … chuckling…) at the Chuck Norris Facts. We all remember getting a bit sick of the Chuck Norris Facts. We all remember getting Chuck Norris Facts forwarded to us by our grandmothers. We all remember feeling embarrassed for Chuck Norris when he campaigned for Mike Huckabee in 2008. We all remember forgetting about Chuck Norris (wait… that one doesn’t really make sense).
If you have room in your heart for a bit more Chuck, give this a try: go to Google, type “Google Chuck Norris” into the search bar and then hit the I’m Feeling Lucky button.
Do it. Do it right now. If you don’t, Chuck will tell you that you have AIDS.
Comments
Blasterette
October 9th, 2009 - 10:54:13 AM
LMAO, at first I thought it didn't work, but anything with Chuck Norris involved is sure to perform...
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