Comments on: The 20 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids

By: anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:37:13 +0000

i think carolee is a stupid name. its so southern.

By: Rochelle

Rochelle — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:11:29 +0000

My Friend Named Her Kids After the TV Show Buffy the Vampire Slayer which happened to be her Favorite Show her Kids name’s Are Slayer(Girl), Vampire(Boy) and Demon(Girl) Slay and Vamp are Twins and Demon is her Oldest she’s Currently Pregnant with her Fourth Child it’s another Girl she wants to call her Watcher They are Lovely Kids but Naming those Poor Children name’s like that is just Sad

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 14:24:28 +0000

using the word retarded to describe these names is actually more stupid than these names.

By: J

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:21:53 +0000

I love how the last name is actually a short german story without spaces. It’s like being called Michael JackandJillwentupthehilltofetchapailofwaterjackfelldownandbrokehiscrownandjillcametumblingafterupjackgotandhomedidtrotasfastashecouldcapertoolddamedobwhopatchedhis nobwithvinegarandbrownpaper…

By: ladybug

ladybug — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:32:14 +0000

Phock Yu (he got in trouble alot in school; Principal had to give him a new name)… Lemongelo and Orangelo (twins)… WOW!!!

By: Leslie

Leslie — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 21:22:33 +0000

My husband works at an ice hockey rink and one of the kids was named Abcde (pronounced Abcity)

By: ffolliet

ffolliet — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 07:18:47 +0000

The NZ kids was actually called Mount Wellington Bus Stop. I’ve met him. The kiwis are shameful on names, there was another family calling their brood One, Two and yes, you’ve guessed it Three!

By: JM Amaral

JM Amaral — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 21:23:19 +0000

I had a co-worker named Jorge de la Selva ( George of the Jungle! )

By: None

None — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 05:25:19 +0000

R U CEREAL!!!?!?!!???!! That lAst name- WTF… WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA!!!! No SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Manal

Manal — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 09:45:44 +0000

Will thats rly stupid names i guess my name will be “actin’ cool”

By: EarleyDaysYet

EarleyDaysYet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:58:19 +0000

Worth also noting, the NZ twins named Benson & Hedges. Pure class.

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:55:27 +0000

Whenever I find a funny name in the phone book I highlight it. I don’t go looking for them but they seem to find me every time. I do it at work, too.

By: Clear onZappa

Clear onZappa — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:19:43 +0000

Technically speaking, Dweezil Zappa’s birth certificate read “Ian” as his first name. It was Little Ian who changed his own name to his nickname “Dweezil”. Ahmet Zappa was named for Ahmet Ertegun who started Atlantic records and signed Ray Charles and Led Zeppelin. Ahmet is a common Turkish name, kinda like Bill. Try listening to Frank’s music and showing the maestro some respect.

By: Madaleina

Madaleina — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:04:44 +0000

I know someone named Wayne Dear…(Reindeer). Also, my dad, in College, had a friend named Ri3ck. They called him Rithrick because they didn’t know how else to pronounce it.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:02:30 +0000

I just wanted to add this because it is cute…
When my Grandmother got married in 1919 her initials in her name became I.M. Strange.

By: monty3038

monty3038 — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:22:04 +0000

I used to work with a woman whose first name was Candace. Her last name is Disch. Or, also known as: Candy Dish.

Parents can be very cruel.

By: krapInABowl

krapInABowl — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:15:13 +0000

Oh, and I see God made it here, too. If I remember correctly, Scientific and God played head-to-head in a couple of high-school tourneys. Boy was THAT a long time ago.

By: krapInABowl

krapInABowl — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:11:57 +0000

OK, for the record, it’s Scientific Mapps. He had a great name, but never had a lot of game.

By: wert4580

wert4580 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:20:01 +0000

Winner Lane was apparently a failure with a long crime record, and him and Loser no longer speak. Source: Freakonomics by Levitt and Dubner

By: strudel

strudel — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:00:07 +0000

hi there yepp the world needs more peter and pauls so on………
moon unit is a wonderfull name and muffin is something sweet in my eyes. you know paul was before saul not quite something to be proud of since the female pig is a sau in german + l ……. so i rather be called anything else maybe zappa wasnt quite that stupid naming his kids……………..hahahaha
wish you all the best oink jury

By: Ghostwriter David

Ghostwriter David — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:28:33 +0000

I had a roommate one year in university called Rod Hardman.

By: Sofía and Memo

Sofía and Memo — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:46:16 +0000

We would like for ESPN to get awarded more points, specially because if you read it in Spanish it says “it’s penis”

By: Klive

Klive — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:22:34 +0000

4real’s parents should just name him pharrel – then call him whatever they want