Brett Ratner Lost Virginity To A Parapalegic

By Mark Lorenz on September 28th, 2009

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Brett Ratner, in news that is shocking to no-one who knows anything about Brett Ratner, is now telling the world that he lost his virginity to a parapalegic girl who dangled from a tree so they could make sweet love. I don’t know what’s more Ratner, the complete lack of self-awareness, the fact that he made a movie about it, or that there’s a sweet action sequence with people hanging from trees.

He submitted a short, based off the encounter for the film New York, I Love You, which I can now honestly say, I will probably never see. People were all up in arms, cause, they like, don’t understand his artistic vision, man. Ratner explicated:

“It’s probably my most personal film. When I sent the original script, which is autobiographical, the producers would not let me film it because, in the original ending, she (the girl) is a cripple, and they have sex as she’s hanging from a tree in Central Park. Everyone was freaking out over my short, so I changed it to where she wasn’t a cripple, but an actress pretending to be a cripple.”

Yeah, mang. I’ll chest-bump to that sensitivity. So, to summarize, Brett Ratner had sex with a girl who couldn’t use her legs. To get away. From Brett Ratner.

(Source: Contact Music)