The headmaster of Fort Lauderdale’s St. Mark’s Episcopal School has fired a group of teachers, reportedly because he wants to replace them with “young women with big boobs”. The actual charge against Reverend William “Dub” Brooks would be age discrimination.
The school claims that the layoffs were “legitimate planned work-force reductions and/or documented performance issues.” The four women fired are each over the age of 50. Brooks is also under suspicion for reportedly saying “You’re cute, and cute people go a long way in this school.”
Regardless of how this goes, this has to become a teen movie. It’s perfect: Fort Lauderdale. Older women teachers being replaced by young, busty bimbos. Reverend (!) William “Dub” Brooks (“The ‘Dub’ stands for ‘Double-D’!”). How can this not be the next “Porky’s” movie? It’s time, ladies and gentlemen! “Porky’s 4: The Boobening”. DONE. Butts in seats. $50 million opening weekend. The return of Pee Wee, and I don’t mean Herman. Marla, get Universal on the line; I’m innovating over here.