The title says it all but let me just repeat it “FISH SWIMS IN BOYS PENIS!” I must say, the story sounds pretty ridiculous, but if it is indeed true, then wow. Apparently, a young boy from India was cleaning his aquarium and after he was done decided to use the restroom. Not realizing he had a two-centimeter fish in his hand, the fish somehow went from his hand into his urethra and the rest is history.
Complaining of pain when he pees and dribbling urine, the young boy was soon after taken to the hospital. The doctors were able to find the feisty fish all the way up and inside the boys bladder.
According to The Sun, the fish was so slippery that the doctors had to used what is called a “ureteroscope with a tool attached” to grab the fish. The sound of that medical instrument makes me cringe and I hope to never have that used on me. Ever! The boy is said to be doing fine and is currently undergoing counseling.
fish + penis = pain, counseling
Even at two-centimeters (and slimy as can be), I just don’t see how this fish “somehow” just “accidentally” got up there. Suffice it to say, kid’s into some freaky shit.