To promote our “Mugshot Mondays” feature we’ve got a great t-shirt… that we’re giving away on a Wednesday! You don’t have to be crazy to work here at Manolith, but it suuuure helps, folks. Wakka wakka. Anyway, the good folks at Y-Que Trading Post make these great shirts, and all you have to do enter is provide a funny caption for Elvis’s 1970 mugshot in the comments section below. It’s that easy! Seriously!
Comments
Miguel Lopez
September 23rd, 2009 - 5:45:52 AM
"Can't believe I'm going to the Jailhouse... you know, I should do a song about this!"
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robert
September 23rd, 2009 - 7:35:44 AM
Whose Responsible This?!
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Josh
September 23rd, 2009 - 7:53:06 AM
I shouldn't have kept fucking that chicken.
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Big MT
September 23rd, 2009 - 7:55:50 AM
"I'm gonna be, somebody's teddy bear."
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Jared Sullivan
September 23rd, 2009 - 8:33:01 AM
The OG
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nos
September 23rd, 2009 - 9:15:12 AM
Man, I really like Vegas
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brian
September 23rd, 2009 - 9:39:34 AM
Impersonate this!
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Michael werth
September 23rd, 2009 - 12:42:00 PM
I bet Michael Jackson does not have to put up with this shit!
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Chris D
September 23rd, 2009 - 12:56:42 PM
"Death is a surprise party"
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Arnoldbenedict
September 23rd, 2009 - 1:06:31 PM
'cocaine is a hell of a drug'
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G Lashley
September 23rd, 2009 - 2:58:00 PM
That don't look like a fried nanner sandwich!
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josh
September 23rd, 2009 - 3:35:57 PM
I'm gonna get you for this, Priscilla.
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Mark Annunziato
September 23rd, 2009 - 5:32:02 PM
I told 'em not to step on my blue suede shoes!
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cody
September 23rd, 2009 - 6:22:01 PM
can't read my poker face
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Dan
September 23rd, 2009 - 7:39:16 PM
Please Don't Love Me Tender!
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Nikko
September 23rd, 2009 - 8:04:35 PM
"Hound-dog"
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Joseph
September 24th, 2009 - 6:35:34 AM
Statutory what? No, fellas, for the last time she wasn't a statue. C'mon, look at me mhen, why would I do anything to a statue when I got a perfectly great young gal I could sing Dixie with for hours? Well, I guess I'll take your photo anyway. Ya'll got peanut-butter sandwhiches back there?
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Bill
September 24th, 2009 - 9:37:19 AM
The Original Smooth Criminal
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GX
September 24th, 2009 - 2:34:51 PM
T705015 is code for "I like fried banana between my buns". Is that a hunka-hunka-burnin' love in your pants, or did you steal my guitar?
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Golivar
September 24th, 2009 - 7:31:23 PM
Dammit, Elvis, would you quit with the shaking hips already. The pictures gonna be all fuzzy. Just stand still, like you're stoned out of your mind. Yeah, that's it. Perfect. Say 'cheese'!
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tommy
September 24th, 2009 - 8:35:20 PM
"Dammit, I bet this is gonna end up on a t-shirt someday."
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michael
September 24th, 2009 - 11:29:01 PM
shit.
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Timmay
September 27th, 2009 - 7:12:11 PM
In the Ghetto.....
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Corey
September 28th, 2009 - 8:54:35 PM
Did not know ham was illegal in Alabama
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Josh
September 29th, 2009 - 1:10:09 PM
I sure do hope they serve fried chicken and whipped cream in here
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carlovely
September 29th, 2009 - 1:12:30 PM
bubba's not quite as catchy of a nickname as the king.
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Stephanie
September 29th, 2009 - 1:14:32 PM
"money talks, bullshit walks"
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Polina
September 29th, 2009 - 1:26:51 PM
Looks like I'm the one dancing to jailhouse rock.
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David
September 29th, 2009 - 2:24:53 PM
Unbeknownst to Elvis Aron Presley, from this moment on, he would live out the rest of his career performing in a jumpsuit.
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vincent Nicasio
September 29th, 2009 - 9:05:11 PM
the bettter serve pb&j's in prison. OM NOM NOM.
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RENNE JONES
September 30th, 2009 - 11:20:14 AM
That's PRESLEY spell with a "P"
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Argenis
September 30th, 2009 - 5:05:01 PM
"You know with all the money i had before this mugshot i could have avoided this situation by going to the slot machines at the mandalay bay."
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Jessica
October 4th, 2009 - 6:07:35 PM
I don't need to pop my collar!
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ambdirect
October 6th, 2009 - 12:33:13 PM
"I can't believe they let me keep my sunglasses on. Awesome!"
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John
October 6th, 2009 - 1:36:21 PM
Classic.
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bubblegirl
October 13th, 2009 - 1:54:08 PM
Mugshot Mondays: "uh huh huh"
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BOB
October 22nd, 2009 - 4:47:52 AM
TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL....TREAT ME MEAN AND CRULE.. BUT DON'T HUMP ME!!!
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jane
October 26th, 2009 - 1:03:39 PM
The Epitome of Cool!
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Matthew
February 15th, 2010 - 7:37:36 PM
I guess i should start on that gospel album now...
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