How dumb do you think Chris Brown is, realistically? How, in an age where every star whines about being photographed too much, did you think you’d be able to get away with beating up one of the world’s biggest pop stars? On the eve of an awards show? When your image is squeaky clean and audience is primarily made up of teenage girls with ADD? Maybe Chris Brown was banking on the fact his audience is teenage girls with ADD, so they’d forget about it as soon as he released his next single and it….OH GOD, LOOK, SPARKLES.
Anyway, any normal person that beat the crap out of their significant other would get jail-time. But Chris Brown is rich. So all he has to do is pick up trash by the side of the road, wearing a bright orange jumper. Which, from a distance, almost looks like hip-hop fashion. He made sure to pose by the side of the road, for a number of his fans that gathered. Hat cocked to the side, tryin’ to look fly.
Seriously? You’re being sentenced after beating a woman and you’re worried about your hat placement? Those couldn’t have been dudes watching Chris Brown pick up trash. I hope they were, but Jesus Christ ladies. Stop embarrassing yourselves. The dude’s a middling R&B singer who smacks women. Who writes songs that double as gum ads. If he has a career after this, it reflects badly on all of us. Keep him FOREVER. FOREVER WIT DA GARBAGE.