Chris Brown Picks Up Trash, Remains POS.

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How dumb do you think Chris Brown is, realistically? How, in an age where every star whines about being photographed too much, did you think you’d be able to get away with beating up one of the world’s biggest pop stars? On the eve of an awards show? When your image is squeaky clean and audience is primarily made up of teenage girls with ADD? Maybe Chris Brown was banking on the fact his audience is teenage girls with ADD, so they’d forget about it as soon as he released his next single and it….OH GOD, LOOK, SPARKLES.

Anyway, any normal person that beat the crap out of their significant other would get jail-time. But Chris Brown is rich. So all he has to do is pick up trash by the side of the road, wearing a bright orange jumper. Which, from a distance, almost looks like hip-hop fashion. He made sure to pose by the side of the road, for a number of his fans that gathered. Hat cocked to the side, tryin’ to look fly.

Seriously? You’re being sentenced after beating a woman and you’re worried about your hat placement? Those couldn’t have been dudes watching Chris Brown pick up trash. I hope they were, but Jesus Christ ladies. Stop embarrassing yourselves. The dude’s a middling R&B singer who smacks women. Who writes songs that double as gum ads. If he has a career after this, it reflects badly on all of us. Keep him FOREVER. FOREVER WIT DA GARBAGE.

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5 Responses to Chris Brown Picks Up Trash, Remains POS.

  1. Could you be any more of a rude ass bitch who knows nothing about that night? Really, he is paying his dues, he didn’t get jail time, get over yourself ok. He could care less about you! This YOUNG man made a mistake just like when R Kelly did whatever he did with those underaged girls..nobody was as hard on him as they are being to Chris and the sad thing about it is that R Kelly was a grown ass man who clearly got away with it..so do us all a favor and try not being a biased judgemental jackass…

  2. Ok , firstly Chris IS Fly. &’ Leave him Alone, all He is doin is tryin to Do his Comunity Service. &’ if he Refused fans a Pic he would probally be on here with another Headline it seems like he can never win. . LEAVE HIM ALONE!

  3. He can never win, what with being rich and beating women. Pobre Chris Brown.

    Fangirling. Serious business.

  4. Reason # 548 Chris Brown will still have a career after all of this: last month’s YouTube “phenomenon” in which a “funny” and “quirky” twenty-something couple danced down the aisle to Brown’s “Forever”. And yet almost no one even commented on the fact that it might be a weird or ill-advised song choice considering Chris Brown was still in the news for beating up his girlfriend.

    Fact is: America doesn’t really care if their pop stars do horrible shit – so long as they make us dance!

  5. fuck rihanna chris she dont love u but u hit me i kik yo sexy ass