“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!” This was posted on Jessica Simpson’s Twitterfeed about 20 hours ago. A neighbor confirms that ’round about 9 PM last night she heard a lot of commotion from the Simpson household, and posits that it must have happened about that time.
I hope that further details emerge, because I’m having a difficult time putting a picture together. Daisy was a “malti-poo”, part Maltese, part Poodle hybrid. As such, she’s on the small side. Jessica made a habit of carrying her everywhere. So are we saying that Daisy was put down somewhere in the middle of the wilderness, allowing a coyote to steal up and make off with her? Coyotes avoid people whenever possible; where was Jessica when this happened? How hungry would a coyote have to be to take a dog from a public place?
Personally, I think it was someone in a coyote costume, out to punish Jessica for the “Real girls eat meat” incident. In which case, Jessica, I have to say I’m sorry, it’s time to give Daisy up for good. Best case scenario, she’s dead. Worst case, she’s being brainwashed into hating herself for being a carnivore. I don’t know which result is better.