Artie Lange, famed 41-year-old fat-fuck-asshole (in an endearing way) and Howard Stern co-host, has got a girlfriend. And apparently it’s been a while now too. Now, not a whole lot is known about the mystery lady, but we do know that she’s twenty-five, works at a tanning salon and her name is Adrianne. We also know a few other fun facts, thanks to Lange’s recent appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.
For example, we learn – again and again – that Artie Lange is way, way older than her. Like when he says he has known her “since her prom, so about eight years.” Or that “she was born the year I got my first DUI.” And finally – when asked by Letterman if she has any children – that “she is a child, she doesn’t have children.” So yeah, the classy sort of stuff that you’d expect from a nice dude like Lange.
We also get a few pearls of wisdom. Like that “women, they always want to do something.” Ain’t it the truth.
Really though, just watch the clip. It’s good.
Comments
Jen
September 2nd, 2009 - 11:56:51 AM
Artie's looking good these days! Funny what a little weight loss can do.
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Hey Now
September 2nd, 2009 - 12:32:28 PM
Old News. He has been dating her since May and its been public for months.
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Trigger
September 3rd, 2009 - 4:45:58 PM
Artie looks good but he seems slightly off his game. Maybe he IS funnier when he's fat and on heroin.
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dave
September 4th, 2009 - 9:31:54 AM
Its so odd....He is pretty much on letterman...totally unfunny on Joe Buck....and of course absolutely unfunny on the stern show ..yes he is NOT funny on the stern show...really listen to what he adds and you will hear that is he truely not funny...sal, richard, and even benji's schitck is more funny
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jessica
September 8th, 2009 - 8:00:16 AM
Arnie--how long would the 25 year old stay with you if you didn't have any money.? about a day..that stomach is still so gross...we know you are still doing drugs and you are nothing but an arrogant SOB . sure you were innocent of the DUI...You make us want to puke.
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FilleVerite
September 20th, 2009 - 1:53:09 AM
Wow, what a bunch of humor deficient twats left comments? Are comments allowed if they mention Artie is an extremely funny fat motherfucker? Probably not, but I tried.... Yes, I am female, yes I enjoy the Stern Show, and I think Artie is a valuable guy there...Jackie was a prick.
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