Craigslist Ad Promises Fourth Twilight Movie

By Akela Talamasca on August 28th, 2009

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bdcoverMan, come ON. I know Hollywood thinks ahead, but the fourth book only just came out and already they’re casting the movie. Found on Craigslist, of all places, comes a casting call for principal roles and small roles and extras. The best part about it is that the ad itself tells you what happens in the fourth book.

“Bella and Edward are finally together. Following their wedding, they go on their honeymoon to an island off the coast of Brazil. Once there, Bella, still a human, gets pregnant by her husband Edward, who is a vampire.” Kinda takes the drama out of the “New Moon” trailer, doesn’t it?

The last time I saw a casting call like this was for extras for The Matrix Reloaded — and those guys became the pogo-ing humans who live underground. But hey, San Francisco and vampires go together like Hot Topic and pretentiousness. If you can’t find sparkly mopeygoths here, you can’t find ‘em anywhere! But I have to imagine there’s going to be a huge class war once this happens. There’s probably a vocal contingent of goths who hate the “Twilight” series, and another who adore it. Will SF survive the clash of the self-obsessed? No matter what happens, “Twilight” fans win.

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  1. liz

    August 28th, 2009 - 11:58:22 AM

    The people who end up getting cast from that will amost certainly be non-speaking vampires who come to watch the volturi slaughter the cullens. there's supposed to be a good 50 or so of those.

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