My friend Jeremy and I got into a discussion with a couple female friends the other night about different ways to say “having sex”… and among them, which were the most hard-core. We came up with sixty-five. And rated them. By this point, our female friends were gone.
And so, on a scale from “Least Ferocious” to “Most Ferocious”…
65 Synonyms for “Having Sex” :
(and I use the term “ferocious”, because, well, how else are you going to describe it?
Ferocity rating (1-10)
65) Engaging in coitus……………. 1
64) Communing …………………… 1
63) Consummating…………………. 1
62) Congressing………………….. 1
61) Fornicating………………….. 2
60) Making Love………………….. 2
59) Copulating…………………… 2
58) Sleeping together…………….. 2
57) Mating………………………. 2
56) Having relations……………… 2
55) Knowing (in the Bibical sense)… 2
54) Going all the way…………….. 2
53) Having intercourse……………. 2
52) Coupling…………………….. 3
51) Bedding……………………… 3
50) Mounting…………………….. 3
49) Making the beast with two backs… 4
48) Doing it…………………….. 4
47) Getting laid…………………. 4
46) Laying………………………. 4
45) Makin’ whoopee……………….. 5
44) Getting Nookie……………….. 5
43) Doing the horizontal mombo…….. 5
42) Bow-chika-bow-wow…………….. 5
41) Getting busy…………………. 5
40) Makin’ babies………………… 5
39) Bumping uglies……………….. 6
38) Cleaning the pipes……………. 6
37) Bumping and grinding………….. 7
36) Knockin’ boots……………….. 7
35) Penetrating………………….. 6
34) Deflowering………………….. 6
33) Climing Mount Pork-o-lay-la……. 6
32) Poking………………………. 7
31) Riding………………………. 7
30) Shagging…………………….. 7
29) Humping……………………… 7
28) Hiding the salami…………….. 7
27) Laying cable…………………. 7
26) Administering a hot beef injection… 7
25) Boning………………………. 8
24) Bonking……………………… 8
23) Tapping……………………… 8
22) Plugging…………………….. 8
21) Screwing…………………….. 8
20) Occupying Vagistan……………. 8
19) Stickin’…………………….. 8
18) Balling……………………… 8
17) Banging……………………… 8
16) Shafting…………………….. 8
15) Fucking……………………… 9
14) Drilling…………………….. 9
13) Hitting……………………… 9
12) Nailing……………………… 9
11) Plowing……………………… 9
10) Porking……………………… 9
9) Log jamming………………….. 9
8) Railing……………………… 9
7) Slamming……………………. 10
6) Pounding……………………. 10
5) Ramming…………………….. 10
4) Beating the pussy up…………. 10
3) Reaming…………………….. 10
2) Slaying…………………….. 10
1) Shattering the meat tunnel……. 10
Do you not think it is sick, the large number of violent terminology used to describe the sex act? Make sme wonder if guys are taking out their pent up aggression & frustration on women’s vaginas. If such is the case, would’nt counselling be required?
I am becoming more sickened by the increase in violent terminology for something that brings such pleasure.
odd… the pic on the front page of manolith that linked to the site looked familiar, and yes, it was the same picture used in the following article. no recollection of the link trail that led me to the abc story
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PictureOfHealth/story?id=4312986&page=1
i found it humourous and amusing.. but it was a little spineless and standard, i mean its based on heterosexuality…. so i guess i will be further entertained elsewhere seems im into sapphism. cheers though for a laugh;)
So, where in the list of synonims would plain ol’ “having sex” go?
It’s not a violent or aggressive term, but it’s maybe more sexually explicit, than, say, getting laid?
Forget the other comments. I can be as sensitive as anyone when it comes to verbalizing violent acts against women. But come on. This is funny. Roll in the hay is one of my favorites.
“20) Occupying Vagistan…… 8″
You guys are incredible. I stand in awe.
thanks for making me laugh and for giving me ideas to be discreet…wink wink….:)
Come on CLIMBING MOUNT PORK O LAYA!! LOVE IT!! You are soo funny. I dont care what you call it Great Sex is Great Sex. Coming up with entertaining names to describe it, THATS PRICELESS!! BTW cant believe your friends didnt hang around to help with the list. My friends and i would have loved it!!
Boom Boom
I’m partial to “Getting my back dug out.” or from your POV “Digging her back out”
Impale is a great one