My friend Jeremy and I got into a discussion with a couple female friends the other night about different ways to say “having sex”… and among them, which were the most hard-core. We came up with sixty-five. And rated them. By this point, our female friends were gone.
And so, on a scale from “Least Ferocious” to “Most Ferocious”…
65 Synonyms for “Having Sex” :
(and I use the term “ferocious”, because, well, how else are you going to describe it?
Ferocity rating (1-10)
65) Engaging in coitus……………. 1
64) Communing …………………… 1
63) Consummating…………………. 1
62) Congressing………………….. 1
61) Fornicating………………….. 2
60) Making Love………………….. 2
59) Copulating…………………… 2
58) Sleeping together…………….. 2
57) Mating………………………. 2
56) Having relations……………… 2
55) Knowing (in the Bibical sense)… 2
54) Going all the way…………….. 2
53) Having intercourse……………. 2
52) Coupling…………………….. 3
51) Bedding……………………… 3
50) Mounting…………………….. 3
49) Making the beast with two backs… 4
48) Doing it…………………….. 4
47) Getting laid…………………. 4
46) Laying………………………. 4
45) Makin’ whoopee……………….. 5
44) Getting Nookie……………….. 5
43) Doing the horizontal mombo…….. 5
42) Bow-chika-bow-wow…………….. 5
41) Getting busy…………………. 5
40) Makin’ babies………………… 5
39) Bumping uglies……………….. 6
38) Cleaning the pipes……………. 6
37) Bumping and grinding………….. 7
36) Knockin’ boots……………….. 7
35) Penetrating………………….. 6
34) Deflowering………………….. 6
33) Climing Mount Pork-o-lay-la……. 6
32) Poking………………………. 7
31) Riding………………………. 7
30) Shagging…………………….. 7
29) Humping……………………… 7
28) Hiding the salami…………….. 7
27) Laying cable…………………. 7
26) Administering a hot beef injection… 7
25) Boning………………………. 8
24) Bonking……………………… 8
23) Tapping……………………… 8
22) Plugging…………………….. 8
21) Screwing…………………….. 8
20) Occupying Vagistan……………. 8
19) Stickin’…………………….. 8
18) Balling……………………… 8
17) Banging……………………… 8
16) Shafting…………………….. 8
15) Fucking……………………… 9
14) Drilling…………………….. 9
13) Hitting……………………… 9
12) Nailing……………………… 9
11) Plowing……………………… 9
10) Porking……………………… 9
9) Log jamming………………….. 9
8) Railing……………………… 9
7) Slamming……………………. 10
6) Pounding……………………. 10
5) Ramming…………………….. 10
4) Beating the pussy up…………. 10
3) Reaming…………………….. 10
2) Slaying…………………….. 10
1) Shattering the meat tunnel……. 10
Comments
k3m15a
August 20th, 2009 - 7:12:36 AM
Do you not think it is sick, the large number of violent terminology used to describe the sex act? Make sme wonder if guys are taking out their pent up aggression & frustration on women's vaginas. If such is the case, would'nt counselling be required? I am becoming more sickened by the increase in violent terminology for something that brings such pleasure.
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josh
August 23rd, 2009 - 11:42:04 AM
odd... the pic on the front page of manolith that linked to the site looked familiar, and yes, it was the same picture used in the following article. no recollection of the link trail that led me to the abc story http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PictureOfHealth/story?id=4312986&page=1
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stef alward
September 7th, 2009 - 8:30:51 AM
i found it humourous and amusing.. but it was a little spineless and standard, i mean its based on heterosexuality.... so i guess i will be further entertained elsewhere seems im into sapphism. cheers though for a laugh;)
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richard
September 29th, 2009 - 7:00:32 AM
So, where in the list of synonims would plain ol' "having sex" go? It's not a violent or aggressive term, but it's maybe more sexually explicit, than, say, getting laid?
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