Watch out ladies, there’s one less introspective funny guy with better hair than you on the market today. Sneaky style, Jason Schwartzman married his sweetums, clothing designer Brady Cunningham in a laidback ( presumably Wes Anderson directed) wedding at their home in the San Fernando Valley, Calif. Brady and Jason have been dating for three years and enjoyed a private wedding event with close friends and relatives. One can only hope that Bill Murray was in attendance, drinking beer and asking all the bridesmaids if they’re “down with the Crystal Castles”.
The couple actually got hitched on July 11, but the news just hit the internet today. Why all the secrecy Schwartzman? Maybe he didn’t get the memo about celebrities not having a private life? Maybe he’s just not that big of a celebrity? Whatever the case, there seems to be a trend of funnymen putting down roots these days, with Johnny Knoxville recently confirming that his longtime girlfriend Naomi Nelson is pregnant with his baby (early sonograms seem to indicate that the baby will eschew a c-section in favor of rocketing down Naomi’s birth canal in a flaming shopping cart).