The Love Systems Superconference!

By Akela Talamasca on August 14th, 2009

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Men! Are you lonely? Do you wish you had the skills to not only approach women, but follow through and take them home with you? Does your lack of basic social skills, good looks, confidence, and “hip” wardrobe prevent you from experiencing true happiness with the gorgeous girl of your dreams? Well, your time to shine has come! The Love Systems Superconference is here for you!

That’s right, for only $1,000 you can learn all the moves, tricks, and abilities you’ll need to “land that big one” or whatever hunting metaphor you find most appealing! But wait, if you upgrade to the Gold Level Package for $3,797, you’ll gain access to all the Love Systems instructors at a private meet-and-greet, and get a chance to prove your new skills in the lush playgrounds of Las Vegas!

Okay, so here’s the thing. I don’t doubt that there are a lot of lonely guys out there who just don’t have the wherewithal to make a go of meeting women. Dating these days can be really difficult — the media makes it hard for regular guys who don’t follow fashion, aren’t great dancers, and might not have that elusive “it” that makes women swoon. I’m one of them myself. But red flags shoot up for me whenever I hear of a “system” that purports to teach everything you need for romantic success.

The flag gets even redder when I read everything on this site. I don’t know how I feel about learning at the feet of guys who’ve given themselves “cool” nicknames like “The Don”, “Tenmagnet”, “Mr. M”, and “Soul”. Seriously, you expect me to call out “But, Tenmagnet, what if she tells me I don’t smell so good?” That, and the fact that terms like “game” are used with regularity and session titles like “Same Night Lays Secrets Exposed” just make this whole thing seem really chauvinistic and awful.

But you know what? If it works, it works. If it gets your foot in the door with a woman, it’s still up to you to make sure she stays, and that’s all dependent upon you. I’m totally curious about this thing, so if any of you try this, drop a comment and let’s demystify this!