Mugshot Monday: Diddy’s Protege

By Ned Hepburn on August 10th, 2009

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So let’s get this straight. The guy basically took a hit for the team and went down for years and years for “shooting a gun in the club” when there was very little argument during the court proceedings as to who actually did it. Allegedly. I speak as a person that hasn’t so much as stepped inside a club in over a year. But regardless, Puffy / Diddy / Sean Combs / H.R PuffnStuff, whatever he wants to be called this week, basically set this guy up.

And what for? So he, Puffy, could spend the last decade banging J-Lo, creating awful fashion, and furthering awful stereotypes of Assholes With Tons Of Money? Puffy took the killing of Biggie and made it “All About Puffy”. He took his friend right here and made it “All About Puffy”. How does he even sleep at night? Sample this, Sean Combs: how about you stop making everything All About Puffy and use your ill-created wealth for the purpose of good. You’re like a lowly bad character in a comic book. Pretty soon you’re going to get whats coming to you, Mr Diddy… don’t even make me bring up that “Be Puffy’s Apprentice” godawful reality show you had going for a season. You really need a punch in the face and start being nicer to your friends. No more Youtube of you peeing, by the way.

Jamal Barrow

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  1. Adam

    August 11th, 2009 - 1:23:57 PM

    yeah, puffy's a pretty big asshole. certainly out for #1

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  2. cody

    August 24th, 2009 - 7:08:44 PM

    That's Shyne right there. Godfather Buried Alive is a great album. was released during his incarceration and featured a track that was recorded over the prison phone by a friend who was visiting him. In the song he raps and even sings (while trying to keep his voice down to avoid detection) about shooting and killing. Track is called "For the Record."

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