Okay, Internet, you’re officially ridiculous. Apparently Lady Gaga performed at the recent Glastonbury Festival, where her skirt rode up a bit, to reveal … not really anything at all. If you look at the photo in question, apparently ripped from a video of the event, you’ll see what looks to me like nothing more than Gaga’s crotch. People are freaking out, claiming it looks like a bulge, which of course means penis.
First of all, it’s not really that much of a bulge. Give me a well-shot side view, and maybe we’ll talk. Second of all, have you people ever seen a woman’s mons? They’re all different, yo. Some protrude a little bit, some don’t. Does it indicate a male member? Let me think about how best to answer thatHELLNO.
But it gets better. Some blogger named “Starrtrash” has “confirmed” that Gaga herself proudly defends her hermaphroditism (wow, I never thought I’d get to use THAT word ever): “I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life.” Okay, Journalism 101: Just printing something doesn’t make it true. Show me the press release, and maybe then I’ll believe it. Or, you know, if it came from TMZ or Perez Hilton or someone, you know, known.
But let’s play around and say Gaga really did say this. Sweetie, did it ever occur to you you might just have an enlarged clitoris? There are tests you can work out yourself; try ‘em, they’re fun. I’m used to the Internet being the worst source for factual knowledge since the Old Testament, but come ON, kids. Until there’s a smoking pistol — see what I did there? — don’t believe everything you read.
Comments
Brianna Austin
August 8th, 2009 - 11:09:12 AM
The fact that this is even a conversation at all is amazing. Does her having a penis or not change her music, or whether or not you like her music, her stage show etc? Unless you're dating her what possible difference does her gender make?
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lol
August 10th, 2009 - 2:25:25 AM
she says things for shock value so she comes off as quirky/batshitinsane. she was once asked what her stage name would be if she were male to which she replied "lady gaga". and everyone just likes making fun of her/this all started because she has an extremely mannish face. thats. all.
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Gonzobot
August 11th, 2009 - 12:24:50 AM
Really? I thought this all started because she has a SHE IS A MAN. Music, face, lack of underwear on stage, none of these things matter - neither does his penis, which is there, and makes him a he. But there is no reason he still can't be a lady! Except for all the stupid bullshit that goes on for publicity, which isn't very ladylike really. But yeah. That's a dong - its little, and bleached, and shorn to near-nothingness (which is most definitely possible for hermaphrodite genitalia) but there it is. There's not really any getting around it (also a feature common in hermaphrodite genitals - they're not put together very well)
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uhm srsly
August 14th, 2009 - 10:56:00 PM
She has admitted that she's an hermaphrodite. Check her blog, it's for real.
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twice
August 16th, 2009 - 5:51:13 AM
dude she fukiin admited it... wtf closeminded fuck
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twice
August 16th, 2009 - 5:56:15 AM
ps. why the fuck you waste youre time listening to her 'music'? it sucks, listen to fukin Rammstein! THATS music.
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Elise
August 17th, 2009 - 11:23:04 PM
lmao.fyi that dosent mean shes a man it means she has an enlarged clit...duh
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Kuraido
August 18th, 2009 - 7:59:20 PM
lol.. lady gaga is always performing with her legs open.. what a nonsense ROLF
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kuraido
August 18th, 2009 - 7:59:57 PM
i mean... nonesense to say she is a she-male lol
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Jon
August 22nd, 2009 - 10:23:54 AM
I'm calling bullshit on all this lady gaga penis stuff. If a gossip website said that she admitted to it, does that make it true? No, not really. Does a blurry picture prove anything? Well, it proves that she wears orange underwear. I really don't think she's a hermaphrodite, no matter what the all mighty internet says.
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Jon
August 22nd, 2009 - 10:26:30 AM
and P.S. Rammstein sucks
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garf
September 3rd, 2009 - 4:57:23 PM
rammstein is fucken paedofile shit.
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CJ
September 4th, 2009 - 9:41:10 AM
Well am not surprised about the things we see on the internet everyday. Why cant people come up with goos stories anymore all they do this days is come up with some silly stories that are'nt true about someone. Tomorrow its going to be that some celebrity fucked a dog. Come off it people and face reality, i ve seen girls with thick pu**y's or girls whose private area are so thick so stop the whole crap. I dont blame u folks these silly idiots who call themselves PRESS just come up with stories so they can sell their medias and get paid for their stupidity, lets face it there are no more stories for them to write so what do they do tell u this person did this. FUCK ALL THE MEDIA
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CJ
September 4th, 2009 - 10:06:32 AM
Lets face the fact, what does the media does best other than getting into peoples private life and tearing it apart by hooking ignorants up with false stories, and to be frank with u guys this is mostly common in AMERICA and the UK. I think its high time the fucking media of this generation give us stories on how to solve our global economic crisis and stop picking up on peoples life. U know what guys, when someone is jobless they start misbehaving like guinea fowl and thats what the medias are. They are poor or should i say wretched, they look ways to extort money from people, not me i ve beter things to do with my money rather than buy silly gossip mag.
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beckie
September 4th, 2009 - 10:08:52 AM
hey jon, rammstein does not suck, they are very very good. oh yeah and about this picture, seriously... who cares? everyone in the world obviously. but really it does effect how she produces her music so it really shouldnt matter if SHE does have both parts. you people calling her a man, your just mean. even when a man does get the surgery to become a woman, you call them a WOMAN. look at her, shes a freakign WOMAN. if she does ave both parts, then fine... its not that big of a deal these days.
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Lilah
September 6th, 2009 - 9:51:27 AM
Whether she is or is not an intersex person (someone who is born with elements of both male and female genetalia) is completely irrelevant. What IS relevant is that I am now aware of how many sick, prejudiced people there are. You need help with your hatred/cruelty. The human species thinks it's sooooo intelligent but the majority of us are just gullible idiots.
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DJ
September 19th, 2009 - 11:34:51 PM
obviously you have no idea what you're talking about
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Kelly
October 12th, 2009 - 4:01:37 PM
Who the hell cares what Lady Gaga really is? Who's business is it of ours anyways...the only person that has to live with it it Gaga herself. People need to stop talking trash about others and look in there own lives and see all the messed up things that they have going on. We are at war still and have chilren being abused and all people can do it talk about wether Lady GaGa has a penis or not...Get over yourselves and find something real to talk about!
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kelsey
October 13th, 2009 - 10:44:20 PM
Wow. You're very defensive. A big fan? I don't really care whether lady gaga has a penis or not, she's a freak either way. She's just .... on another planet. Let's call this planet hmm..freakywhores' planet? Whatever, I better not waste my time dwelling on this stuff.
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Sisqo
October 19th, 2009 - 4:10:31 PM
I'd give it to her up her ass and if she does have a cock I'd suck it for her.
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Alvin
October 19th, 2009 - 11:26:35 PM
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Jenny
November 2nd, 2009 - 5:21:53 AM
I don't like lady,she not beautiful and no sexy. http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2145800
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Chris R
November 6th, 2009 - 9:34:23 PM
She does have a penis, I know this for a fact. She used to date my brother about 4 years ago and he told me. He has a fetish for hermaphrodites and is primarily homosexual. They dated for about 6 months. You can believe me or not, I don't care.
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Force factor
December 1st, 2009 - 4:14:14 AM
Lady gaga has in fact confirmed that she is a hermaphrodite "Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2236525
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GetchaPull
December 1st, 2009 - 11:30:27 PM
So f**kin what !! It doesn't make her any less talented at what she does as a performer/artist. if anyone was a fan of this chick/dude and no longer is because of this, then they have no true musical taste or appreciation for music at all. I've never even heard of Lady GaGa until a couple of months ago. Why? Because I don't like that type of music. I guess my point is, when I found out that the greatest mother f**ckin singer of all time was gay (Rob Halford and you f**kin know it! Whether you like it/him or not. He's untouchable when it comes to every range of vocals from lows to highs) I didn't smash all my Judas Priest Cd's or get on the internet and geek out on it. I stumbled across this bullshit because some dude told me he saw a video with her and Beyonce and she's smokin hot. I'd probably still do her. Heheheh LOL. Heavy Metal Rules!! R.I.P. Dimebag.
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a guy
December 9th, 2009 - 8:25:12 PM
who cares if she is a tranny. i would love to suck her cock, and she can suck my 12 inch cock
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e
December 20th, 2009 - 1:23:05 PM
Looks like a DILDO TO ME :D
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a dirty nigger
December 30th, 2009 - 3:51:10 AM
Are you cunts blind it's a penis and you dirty cunts have been wanking over it (coz it's either a man or a woman). Dirty sick cunt should be fucking shot and put down like a fucking rabid animal. CUNT !!!!
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Stian
February 16th, 2010 - 11:47:13 AM
Marilyn Manson agreed to sing a song with her.. that says it all consedering all the transvestittes shemales people he has in his DVD's on ekstra material.... Marilyn Manson hate pop mainstreem music so there must be a reason for it.. And the reason is that Lady Gaga has a penis.. But if its true, it dos not matter. I listen to music because of the sound in the first place and Lady Gaga do not sing with her dick.. But give me some baby / childhood pictures of Lady Gaga and it will answer it..
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lil sexy
March 31st, 2010 - 7:07:34 PM
gaga is a nice person and if she is a man so let the girl be. and if she is a man she can go whit NICKI MINAJ. her songs are the BEST so STOP HATEING AND GET A LIFE
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lady gaga
March 31st, 2010 - 7:16:52 PM
STOP SAYING ALL THESE LIES YOU CRAZY PEOPLE AM FAMOUS YOUR NOT STOP SAYING ALL THESE LIES!!!!!!!!!
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twice
March 31st, 2010 - 7:25:01 PM
ppl ppl. relax. fuck lady gaga and her fake clit penis. relax guy. everyone relx. aint gonna make no difference if she got a penis or not. relax ppl
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S
May 3rd, 2010 - 5:11:32 PM
She's not a hermaphrodite. If you watch the video carefully enough, you'll notice that she's wearing skin coloured panties. She mentions not wearing panties to make people think she isn't, but she is. The whole admission to being a hermaphrodite is most likely fake. Certain stars will go with the rumours about them just so people continue to talk about them.
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miguel angel
May 5th, 2010 - 10:14:57 PM
es una artista y respeto cada orientacion sexual , yo la apoyo y creo quien la critica tambien tiene algo y por eso la acusan , vean sus errores primero y despues comenten , cada persona es unuca y por eso somos seres humanos capaces de entender y si no es asi esas personas estan en lo pasado, no saben nada y nada mas critican, ay que ver nuestros errores y despues pero muy despues criticar , respetemos a los demas tal y como son tambien den amor y no critican ..
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ashleigh
May 7th, 2010 - 4:57:56 PM
what the hell shes not a man shes a girl always will be i love her songs shut the fuck up about her
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Dslaya
August 5th, 2010 - 7:04:11 AM
Go to gagapedia..she taped a dildo to herself and then took it off on next costume change!! she has also said on difft talk shows that "her vagina is offended" by that comment and when wshe was on British tv, she looked "not happy" about that comment and makes fun of that whole rumor!
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Charles lee
October 6th, 2010 - 3:37:30 AM
I never knew that lady gaga have .........................,........ Penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guylord!!!!!!!!!!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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joseph
July 30th, 2011 - 8:32:28 PM
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Tee Reed
August 22nd, 2011 - 7:09:13 AM
I would say new testament, the old testament is not to be taken literally. It is coded.
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